kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

Canadian. Designer. Real-life average person. No one thinks I’m funny but that’s okay cus I still do LOL Canada Joined June 2014

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

@figma 3! An affordance!!

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

@moneywisecom WELCOME TO THE GAME OF LIFE. ITS ACTUALLY MONOPOLY BUT YOURE TOO POOR TO PLAY. HERE’S MOUSE TRAP AND A SHAPE MATCHING GAME THAT ENDS IN A JUMP SCARE INSTEAD P E O N S

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@_HowSweetItIs__ whoa I would not have expected a dusty gummy bear roosting atop a rayon sofa throw from Home Outfitters to be the answer to our life but hey I guess the simplest solution truly is the best one innit

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

ALSO I know that the name Crayola basically means chalk oil or w/e but it also means crayfish leaf strip, crayfish operational level agreement, crayfish salvation, & crayfish bribery, so idk what u been up to Crayola but it sounds like ur hands are FULL, no wonder ur pencils suck

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

hate to do it to em but crayola pencil crayons are trash. the child in me feels bad for having this very factual opinion but also you’re a corporation so eff you crayNOla

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

I’m sorry, am I to understand that people actually feel that the word “moist” is worse than “pubic”…? Because no. Nothing is worse than pubic.

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

for people who like burnt toast: do you also like eating the coals at the bottom of a fire pit

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

stand at a safe distance from the top of your toaster and meditate on the bread while it toasts. the best part is when the toast flies into your face at the speed of light

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

sitting outside on my balcony & damn that fresh air hits different now that I have confirmation that my body is recycling it into a biohazard #COVID19

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

since @elonmusk bought twitter, I have gained 2 followers. thanks Elon, very cool!

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

you are lying to the world, your family, and worst of all yourself if you’re gonna try and tell me the iPhone default ringtone doesn’t SLAP

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

@mynameistayIa @PearlSuicide @CleoNeptune this is so funny and relatable to me hahhahahahahah

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

I have the friends theme song stuck in my head but I haven’t heard it in at LEAST the last 12 months AND I don’t like or watch that show so wtf is the meaning of this assault on my consciousness hmmmmm?

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

COVID really treated me like kids picking teams in gym class & took a deep sigh before saying “fine I guess you can join us.” The only difference being that the kids in gym class didn’t crawl down my throat and pour concrete into my lungs :)

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

somewhere amongst those around you walks a Downton Abbey enthusiast. chew on that a bit and then move on pls it’s not really worth your energy to think about LMAO

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

@MedosRunsitBack @PrimeVideo it’s so bad it feels like the designers had to know exactly what the users would want in order to know what the opposite of that is, and then chose to implement that loool

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

I am once again coming to this website to roast Prime Video’s UI. Hey @PrimeVideo, your design team needs your help! They’re trapped in the year 2005 and only YOU have the power to bring them back to the present! Alternatively, you could simply hire me to redesign it. 😀

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

nothing brings me joy the way running around in a circle with strangers in the dark to hardcore music brings me joy, even though my whole body hurts for 2 days after 😴 #iykyk

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

cats will run up to you excitedly outta nowhere and sink their teeth into your shin & then hop back with the most offended look on their face when you have a reaction to that like???? wym MY audacity????

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kel 🇺🇦 @itskelps

5 years ago

so basically all food is salad until you add starch, at which point the food salad becomes some other more specific kind of food. salad is the foundation of civilization