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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you have just gone down two on your glasses prescription...

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if she has ever at some point in her life, worn an 80's suit with big shoulder pads. And bright red lipstick. And Stockings. And High heels.

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you haven't done a proper poo in a week

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if its a bit muggy outside

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if your girlfriend gets diagnosed with a terminal disease

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if your girlfriend trusts you

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you do have an STD

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

If you don't have an STD

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you do her up the shitter

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you are still reeling from the change from imperial to metric. My cock used to be 12 inches, now it's only 12 cm.

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you go to pick up your easter egg and it accidentally slips in

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if it's your best mates sister

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if your girlfriend is Welsh

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if it happens at the weekend

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you are related - it's a different kind of love

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if she uses her prosthetic hand

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if it happens during the saxophone album 'surprise sax'

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if its your mates mum

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if her family has been on family fortunes

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it's not cheating if @itsnotcheating

18 years ago

if you use a sock to clean up afterwards

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