Sam @itsonlysamh

Yes, that's a giraffe. England Joined June 2011

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Who the hell is writing Johnson's speeches? 'Squeeze the disease' 'Tis the season to be jolly careful' Get in the bin.

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Hey @YorkshireTea, please steal this idea. I've decided that the terms 'drop of milk' & 'dash of milk' are too ambiguous and are leading to millions of 'wrong' cups of tea every day. Why not put a tiny little measuring cup in your boxes so we can start being scientific about it

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

I love the irony of Matt Hancock congratulating businesses for 'stepping up the plate' when him and his government have simultaneously taken those plates away.

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

I honestly don't understand the 'secretary of state' system. It may sound like a silly question, but shouldn't the man in charge of public health in the UK have some kind of background in public health? Before Matt Hancock was an MP, he was an economist.

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Just a friendly reminder that the people of West Suffolk actually voted for Matt Hancock as their MP.

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Didn't want to lose all the good habits I picked up during lockdown so I've vowed to keep drinking everyday and only wearing pants once a week

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Rugby thought for the morning: if a jackaler has hands on the ball but isn't actively trying to rip the ball back so his side can play, then he's just slowing the play down and shouldn't be rewarded for it. Should be scrum put in at most

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

1. #City 2. #Liverpool 3. #Chelsea 4. #United 5. #Wolves 6. #Arsenal 7. #Spurs 12. #Leeds

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

I've got so much time for this new England kit

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

The dog has started growling at me when I play fight with the kids. Part of me is happy that he's being so protective and part of me is like...

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

I'm not clued up on the ins and outs of the education system, but it feels like a *good* idea to base a student's grade on their performance throughout the year, rather than trust a potentially anomalous result in a one-off exam. Or am I missing something?

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

The 2nd series of #DirtyJohn on @NetflixUK is the definition of 'give it a chance' TV. Really struggled through the first couple of episodes, can't stop watching now.

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

If watching #20yearsofMindControl with @DerrenBrown has taught me anything it's that none of us are acting independently and resistance is futile. Still be fun though...

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

If ever an actor and writer were ever made for each other, it has to be @SteveSpeirs4 and @rickygervais. Watching back their #Extras episode and it's a work of art

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Surely the last thing #lufc need after that last 16 years is more Drameh...

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Just wondering...are my parents, who live in Leeds, allowed to sit in my Bradford back garden as long as I'm not there? This is confusing. #Bradfordlockdown #Bradford #Covid19UK

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Still the best player I've ever seen. Was the definition of unplayable

Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums

5 years ago

Still the best player I've ever seen. Was the definition of unplayable

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Sam @itsonlysamh

5 years ago

Not a #LUFC fan myself but when you grow up around those that live and breathe the club, you can't help but appreciate the passion and the loyalty. Well done @LUFC and all their fans. Back where you belong