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LIGI SOO #Gooner #YoungAfrican Penye Utaniona Joined December 2022

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4 days ago

@spana_Konki 😂🤣. Team ya ligi ndogo, imekuja champions league

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mTusi original 👦 @mTusiOriginal

7 days ago

Kama hutamuelewa huyu jamaa basi wewe endelea kukaa mtandaoni mda wote wakati nyumba yenu kijijini haina ata plasta.

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2 weeks ago

@Mulastar255 Sa side kamkosea nin. 😂 🤣

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2 weeks ago

@hussen_mbaga On point. Kanyooka mulemuleeeee

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Raghvi @Just_Raghvi

a month ago

She has no answers for these types of questions 👀

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a month ago

@LavigneShirla 😂 🤣. Wapembawisee na nyuki

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a month ago

@MkulimaKante 😂 🤣. Mzee msete sana..

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a month ago

@mbunge_taifa255 Finally.. Ukweli umesemwa. Waache unafki.

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Why women get Ls @ywomendeservles

4 months ago

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Triple M @Trip_ple____M

5 months ago

We sent them to war, they came back victorious

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5 months ago

@oedmonlucas @TherealUGman @matchoghato @MpozaCox @gideon_mugarura @KiraboSandrah65 @GhettoYout_ @KaitetsiP19624 @DanzelAlex @ThanahXiao Simba hainaga shida kama imeshiba. Enda pande ya right yako.

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5 months ago

@ShaneShayo @spana_Konki Oya mzigo ukwapi! Bablinyo

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5 months ago

@sinahisa Ati home bakery.. 😂😂.

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(---) Onesmo Mushi @EduTalkTz

5 months ago

Kwa hali hii mtaua hawa vijana mpaka mtachoka😂😂.

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5 months ago

@MrWhalez @ani_ela_ For real, Partey and Xhaka deserve it. 💯

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5 months ago

Partey, Tomiyasu, Zinchenko, Tierney, Kiwior, Fabio viera, ESR, Reiss nelson, Nketiah, Tavares, Maitland niles, Ramsadale, Iwobi

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HEISENBERG @itsshavlii

6 months ago

@ShaneShayo @Innocen89950594 😂🤣😁. Sio kweli masta. Kwanza hatulipwi hela mingi ivi sisi! Pili kuna code of ethics. Tatu, tuko jili ya kusaidia miili yenu ifanye kazi kwa ufanisi, kuwalomba madem zenyu sio mambo yetu. Au namna gani ichaji @DixonMax2

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6 months ago

@DNwanti @gecffmn Angefaa akule moyaa ya kichwa ndo aache kelele. Dumb bitch.

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John Heche @HecheJohn

7 months ago

Dunia ya sasa watu wana taarifa mkononi… Mazungumzo yoyote unayofanya na Watanzania ujue sio wajinga, watafuatilia na wataringanisha taarifa hizo. Watanzania wa sasa sio wa mwaka 47. Nasema kwa uhakika hakuna mahali popote duniani mafuta yamefika 8,000 usd wala 6,000 Euro kwa lita. Hakuna popote mafuta yanauzwa 400usd wala 600 Euro duniani. USD 100 ni sawa na 260,000 Kwahiyo usd 400 ni sawa na 1,040,000. Euro 600 ni sawa na 1,820,000 Kama ni 6,000 ni sawa na sh 18,200,000= Kama ni usd 8,000 ni sawa na milioni 20.8 . Lita moja ya mafuta Marekani inategemeana na state na state. Kwa mfano Washington DC area kwa gallon 1 ambayo ina lita 3.8 ni usd 3.80 ambayo kwa pesa za Kitanzania ni 9,600, ukigawa kwa lita 3.8 ni sawa 2,526 kwa lita, ambayo hapa sisi kwa Tarime 4,020, kwa hapa Dar ni 3820. Na kwa Marekani nzima wastani wa gallon moja ni usd 4.10. Kwahiyo kwa wastani sana ni sh 2,600 za Kitanzania kwa lita. Marekani ndio wako vitani na wao ndio wana uchumi mkubwa, lakini mafuta Marekani ni rahisi kwa zaidi kwa sh 1500 kwa kila lita tunayonunua huku.. Ukiwa na 10,000 ya Tanzania Marekani utanunua lita 4, na ukiwa ma hiyo hiyo hela hapa Tanzania utanunua lita 2 na point kidogo.

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Malcolm 🏆 @mlinganya

10 months ago

• Nilikutongoza . • Nimekuona unastahili kuwa mke wangu. • Nilikwenda kwa wazazi wako kuwajulisha nia yangu kwa binti yao. • Nilitumia mamilioni ya mahari yako na bidhaa nilizopewa kununua kama orodha yako ya ndoa. • Unakuwa jukumu langu kuanzia sasa. • Sasa, sina budi kukuhudumia na kukulinda maisha yangu yote. • Kwa hivyo, uko chini yangu, mdogo kwangu. • Ni lazima uheshimu, utii na unyenyekee kwangu. • Unazingatia mamlaka na uongozi wangu. • Ninaongoza, Unafuata! • Nikizungumza , wewe nyamaza! • Sisi si partners! • Sisi hatuko sawa! • Mimi si mwenzako! • MIMI NI MFALME WAKO!