jamie @itxjamie

30, DevOps Jedi / proud nerd. #avgeek and iced coffee addict, typical millennial 💁🏻‍♂️🤳🏻 He/Him (views are my own) London, England Joined December 2010

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Guess we’re all swapping over to the other place now? 👀 I’m not deleting my account here but don’t think I’m going to check this one as much Follow me over there instead 🦋 itxjamie.bsky.social

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Didn’t have being called a twink on my 2024 bingo card 🤣🤣🤣 I did check, he didn’t have a guide dog with him but maybe should go to specsavers

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Some positive news for your timeline, I had a fabulous time fondling knobs for @MissPennyDQ tonight at Halfway 😌

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Ollie: “what’s that packet rustling?” Dan: “yeah Cadbury’s fingers” Ollie: “I can’t… maybe 1 or 2” Joe: “you can have 1 or 2 but you can’t have more”

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Corporate townhall meetings are literally just a school assembly for adults

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

No one tell Jack Fifield (Yes that’s Ronan in a Revenue Protection vest)

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Very proud of the fact I picked Inner Smile by Texas as my last song to get everyone to leave Halfway, thinking calm, nice positive song to end on, different Kinda backfired because everyone stayed to sing along 🤣

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

New Confidence Man album is absolutely brilliant, no notes, one of the few albums I can genuinely listen to end to end without skips

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

Remember you have to turn your phone upside down to read the new brat album cover

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BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking

11 months ago

Former One Direction star Liam Payne has died aged 31 in Argentina, police say bbc.in/4eOdF7y

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jamie @itxjamie

11 months ago

I thought this was @linuskarp as Gwyneth at first

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11 months ago

I thought this was @linuskarp as Gwyneth at first

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jamie @itxjamie

12 months ago

Miss Moppe (in the smoking area of brewers) “If your dress doesn’t hit the floor and is only knee length from TKMaxx you’re NOT mother of the house”

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jamie @itxjamie

12 months ago

I’m officially old/middle aged in gay years today 👀

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

12 months ago

-Oh, Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield. -Yes, but the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.

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jamie @itxjamie

12 months ago

Just overheard these older gays catching up and one is pissed off his work closed his office and made him WFH and he’s got the best retaliation for it “So I moved furthest from the WiFi router, it wasn’t great to start with, sit in the dark and now I can barely attend calls!”