Dylan @itzdylansito

Joined October 2016

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Dylan @itzdylansito

10 hours ago

Anyways, while we were doing what we had to do on me today, I was saying how I constantly chase perfection and how your face is your money maker. Someone in the room said-“Most ppl don’t understand that the better looking you are the more money you make!” No seriously! 100%

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Dylan @itzdylansito

10 hours ago

I complimented someone and I said- “you have good skin” They replied-“thanks, but I have rosacea” I then replied-“I know. I said you have good skin, not really good skin. I also never said perfect” They then just laughed!??? Hello??? Did you not listen to what I said???

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Dylan @itzdylansito

11 hours ago

I’m walking around burnt red, with stitches, and running on minimal sleep. 🤣 I really am crazy! I’m hibernating for the next 3 days istg

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Dylan @itzdylansito

16 hours ago

We’re taxiing to runway for takeoff and I accidentally scratched my face *I got itchy* and I nearly screamed from the pain! Idk how I forgot not to scratch omfg it stings sooooooooooooo bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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a day ago

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Dylan @itzdylansito

16 hours ago

*finishes an online meeting and immediately gets a FaceTime call from my mom* “Dylan, you look DESTROYED. Who’s going to love you and feel like they’re enough for you at this rate? Don’t you think it’s too perfect atp Good! You attract what you are. If you can’t keep up, leave!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

19 hours ago

I LOOK F— CRAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYY! Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 how am I suppose to walk around the airport like this

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

Wars ate ugly and very unfair. Additionally, as my father would say- “this is the jungle! You go outside and you’re at war! It’s just how the world is. It’s survival of the fittest.” Plus, it’s an effect of their actions. What happened Oct 7th is the reason for this shit show!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

This is a what the Spanish did to the Mayans, what the Mongols did to the Han, and what Homosapiens did to the Neanderthals. In this case, it’s just flipped in modern times. Genocide would be when Palestinians worldwide are getting killed, not this

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

However, they don’t want that! Also, the neighbors don’t want them bc they bring trouble everywhere they go! It’s like when you live in a certain neighborhood and certain ppl move in…property values PLUMMET DOWN literally!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

Is it wrong? Yes. However, is it human nature? 100%. This is a matter of trying to acquire something by any means and another having nothing to fight with, apart from their own bodies. They’re having a fit! Plain and simple! They can go to Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, etc.

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

Anyways, I’m on a flight and I came to conclusion while reading the news . Israel isn’t committing a genocide. Ppl and certain nations are trying to sell you a pity tagline. This is a matter of one group trying to gain something and another that has nothing to fight with

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

“You guys are magic in the bedroom, but dealing with you guys and your attitude is another animal” Me: oh so he had a good bowl of rice! “More like 10! I love South American colonization” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m screaming!!!!!!!!!!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

a day ago

Zach: wow the colonization even extends into Asia.. Me: the Argentinian impact! “Uggh I love Argentina! I had argie meat in Spain and I was forever changed” Me: did you actually!?? “Dylan! I could cry from how good - nvm you get it” 🤣🤣 rice and steak is superior!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

2 days ago

Someone just said I look like the South American version of Gianni Leoni. I-….idk how to even respond to that!?!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

2 days ago

I understand why Trump is doing what he’s doing. I pushed just as far…

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Dylan @itzdylansito

2 days ago

No! You mf’s bullied TF out of me before that….we’ll call it event in 2022. You guys wanted perfection, I’ll show you guys what perfection is. I never had issues, but just to prove I ALWAYS do it better, I’m doing what the hell im doing! Leaps ahead of all of you combined now!

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Dylan @itzdylansito

2 days ago

Valeria invited me to Pilates lol. Baby girl….my mom is my personal teacher. Just come with me to one of her private lessons at the studio. I would prob outperform everyone in that room. Come to one of her classes if you want real Pilates

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Dylan @itzdylansito

2 days ago

Fortunate enough to not have to worry about immigration. Wait, fortunate enough to have parents that did things correctly. There you go….see how easy it is?