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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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Father called from Simla,"You must now only do quality work.""But then I won't be in rat race.""It is time you left the race for the rats.:)
ONE THING THAT I EXPERIENCED IS THAT THE NIGHT BEFORE THE EXAM IS TOO SHORT...............................
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@ravi6319 zindagi jitne rang laati hai, utne hi rang pehan leta hoon
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Father called from Simla,"I am finally going color blind.""Why do you say that?" "I looked in the mirror, my hair are black & white.":)
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A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.
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He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.
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Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself
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That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…
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you realize the worth of your life while looking down a 1000 ft deep ditch where you went to suicide
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nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I35QJ7Vw3Xs ohhhh you all need to watch this really its awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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An insider is a person who comes inside earlier and treats the latecomers as outsider......
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thief - "hey lady give me your money at once or i will..." lady - "i am the CM of DELHI-SHIELA DIXit" thief - "then give me our money!!!"
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain
If you cant 'change' the girl....change the 'girl'
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