Ivan m. King @ivanmking
I watch movies and drink beer, which covers 90% of my day. The movies need to be strong and the beer needs to star Jennifer Lawrence. Wait, what? flasking.com/blog/ Los Angeles Joined March 2013-
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I'm tolerant with most things. But having a misleading happy hour? Fuck u. And I wish the utmost intestinal distress on you and your family
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I wonder if there are any cats on the internet today...
I will see your taking my favorite seat at starbucks, and raise you TWO MIDDLE FINGERS
Is there such as thing as a werewolf, but for coffee? Cause I think I'm him
@sam_wutwut The book is great but the movie made me orange in the face, and not in a good way: bit.ly/1HBBPNe
@rofl_life good review. But to me it was so inauthentic compared to the book: bit.ly/1HBBPNe
@causticbob lol they were clearly bad friends, so I'd say that's a successful loss of weight
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It's Monday. Just keep calm and play Pokemon
@LisztElles i respect science, which is why I'm not gonna make a dirty joke out of this
@megs_842 @j_rabbit1434 you should certainly read the book. And the movie's dvd would be most useful as a bookmark
@j_rabbit1434 @megs_842 don't do it you'll be as F'ed up as I am: bit.ly/1HBBPNe
"Soymilk Bean is people!" #ReplaceMovieLinesWithCoffee
@IanReelDeal good list. That scene made me want to watch Snowpiercer again
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