Iz @izzybelfogs

moved Seattle, WA It/They/She Joined August 2016

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Iz @izzybelfogs

2 years ago

Do you think phlebotomists ever take an extra vial of blood from patients they think are cute? Just like for their own private collection. I certainly would

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Halimede @HalimedeMF

5 years ago

I wish people wouldn't say "genital preference is transphobic." in fact, i have genital preferences, that could be described as the very opposite of transphobic.

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Iz @izzybelfogs

2 years ago

Planning to hang out with this dude where we both just get drunk and talk about how cool our respective wives are

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2 years ago

Lesbianism really popped off once boys got involved

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whalefact @awhalefact

2 years ago

very few whales can do a kickflip but also very few skateboarders could eat 40 million krill in one day, everyone has their strengths and weaknesses

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kareem @kareemmpie

2 years ago

just caught up to the jjk manga, what the fuck happened to gojo

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𓃗 sampaguita🐚࿔*:･ @SHEMALEHYSTERIA

2 years ago

feminism can wait a few seconds while i recreate this with my boyfriend

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anna 🐰 @bnuypuppy

2 years ago

Satyru Goatjo https://t.co/WnK7e2LIfn

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Iz @izzybelfogs

2 years ago

New favorite dress

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2 years ago

Shonen fans will really be like “I edited this fight to remove all the unnecessary parts” and then they just took out the combatants talking with each other…

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i ask my hairdresser what haircut would suit my face shape. she pauses. "sorry i just worry beauty rules that involve dissecting features can get phrenological". i pull off my hair to reveal my smooth bald head. "monsieur foucault" she gasps. i nod. "you've passed my first test"

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2 years ago

This girl I’m messaging on tinder just said “first time I did my roommates estrogen injection she got so scared and tried to fight me off for 20 minutes and I had to pin her down to do it” and I don’t know how to tell her that’s the hottest thing I’ve ever heard

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Iz @izzybelfogs

2 years ago

Getting bottom surgery so I can finally experience penis envy

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2 years ago

There’s a baby who won’t stop coughing on my flight and idk he looks pretty strong I think he can take that hydrogen bomb in a fight

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Iz @izzybelfogs

2 years ago

There should be a procedure where they take off a piece of your skin and make it into leather to make a choker for your partner and my insurance should cover this procedure. I will not support any healthcare policy that does not include this.