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ANDOR writer Dan Gilroy has released a statement critiquing the Trump administration and commenting on the parallels between the show and Disney’s suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. “As one of the writers on the Disney+ drama Andor, we spent six years thinking about a fascist takeover…
Most of USA looks like that. That’s why everyone is miserable.
I hope everyone had a good Labor Day, we didn't. Peyton, 9, was banned after exploiting our $1.49 "Fill Your Own Cup" event by filling a bin with orange soda. The bin is technically a "cup", but dispensing over 7 gallons of soda goes against everything we stand for. Peyton…
You know that hose they advertise on TV? It’s expandable then retracts to the same small size. Never leaks they say no leaks. Not true not true. I had a leak taped it up. There’s a new leak today. Just thought I’d let you know.
you're scrolling on your phone. slow day online. you look up. your kids have moved out of the house. you're 65. your parents are long gone. panic takes hold. you want your time back. your youth back. but it's too late. you look down. 3 new notifications. how exciting
Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.
Okay so that Miles Davis quote "if you hit a wrong note, it's the next note you play that determines if it's good or bad" applies to basically everything
We didn’t have cable growing up, so I mostly watched PBS cartoons after school while my mom made dinner I must have heard "This show was made possible by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting” thousands of times over the years Everything is such a bummer
Your turn to pick what we watch, feel free to pick anything on the shelf.
My date tonight will find me irresistible once I explain the Gros Michel banana
two episodes of american dad on hulu with ads is the perfect amount of time to leave a canned sprite in the freezer
Would be very funny if there’s a fuck ton of livable planets and aliens but we are in a cosmic shithole
Would be very funny if there’s a fuck ton of livable planets and aliens but we are in a cosmic shithole
Why is the community theme song about killing yourself
The HOA can kiss my ass
TSA might want RealID, but I have the realest ID.
THE BEACH BOYS - GOD ONLY KNOWS (COVER)
A Taiwanese urban planner once told me how confusing it is that Americans are these people obsessed with freedom and property rights yet their zoning system is the top-down and most anti-flexible he's ever seen in a developed nation.
A Taiwanese urban planner once told me how confusing it is that Americans are these people obsessed with freedom and property rights yet their zoning system is the top-down and most anti-flexible he's ever seen in a developed nation.
get deflated
signed his own jersey and framed it. hes on a different level
signed his own jersey and framed it. hes on a different level
MF Doom fishing (2017)
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41 Followers 3K Following If a person does not know which end he wants to sail to, then any wind is not a tailwind.
RubyEve @Flexoo165961
25 Followers 2K Following I have a heart that never admits defeat, and a face that loves to smile.
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Barron Trump 🇺🇸... @BarronTrumpalt
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555 Followers 3K Following A simple woman who loves travel, flowers, food and good weather.
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love, yessi ♥ @y7ssi
25 Followers 67 Following I am not a good man and I am catastrophically in love with you
Drip @sharkboyy88
7 Followers 173 Following
AceMace2019 @AceMace2019
1 Followers 10 Following Jamal Crawford over LeBron James. Clippers fan, Jamal Crawford come back to LA!
Yippity Ye Ole @ye_ole_lad
314 Followers 482 Following Millionaire | philanthropist | Model | Grandmother of 3 | Liar
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WtA @hahaweewah
7 Followers 35 Following
Hannah Blancas @BlancasHannah
5 Followers 192 Following
Henry M. Rosenberg @DoctorHenryCT
60K Followers 30K Following Just a guy who cares deeply about his country and believes we are all in this together. Fighting for equal rights and opportunity for all.
TJ Bongiorno @Thomas_Salamus_
15K Followers 1K Following Founder @ramphealth & @liveaurenza | Shitposting & Brand Building
cabana. @CabanaDrives2
54K Followers 13 Following
Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami
515K Followers 0 Following Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built by @dpmattingly. Based on an original idea by @jon_bois.
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34K Followers 36 Following America's Deadliest Truck Stop. Everything is OC. Main: https://t.co/hYO3mHaaDV. Visit all our pages & the Wiki for LORE: https://t.co/Y1MbeOVOxS
Governor Newsom Press... @GovPressOffice
639K Followers 1K Following Official account for the press office of @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom #CaliforniaForAll
Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC
375K Followers 766 Following Master shape rotator, tweeting the things you think about but are too scared to tweet (+0m followers on TikTok, never been acquired, not a parody)
Dividend Dude @DividendDude_X
65K Followers 943 Following Focused On Fundamentals-Driven Long-Term Investing, Dividends Are Cool. All Posts Are My Opinion, NOT Financial Advice & DYOR. Sports Account: @DivDudeSports
NASA @NASA
88.0M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks
246K Followers 134 Following Smell commentator. Currently teaching at Cambridge. ‘One of those academic types who turn to books as a substitute for social interaction’. 🏳️🌈🦇🌱👃🏻📚
TheBatPics @TheBatHome
128K Followers 25 Following Fan account For Promo - DM or mail: [email protected]
Neva Howell, Official @NevaHowell1000
5K Followers 59 Following #Superman #GreedyPeople #GhostsoftheOzarks #TheOriginals #TheResident #RuntheRace #Burden #StilltheKing #Novitiate #WimpyKid #NedsDeclassified #APaintedHouse
Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK
159K Followers 97 Following Japanese Ambassador to the United Kingdom @JAPANinUK. Reposts and links are not endorsements. Ambassador's greeting message: https://t.co/TjnRawj5i7
Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads
130K Followers 406 Following I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | My course is only $12,995) | created by @charliewrich | Work with me: https://t.co/AgEhJJpT7M
Every Twin Peaks Fram... @TwinPeaksShot
7K Followers 511 Following Posting one frame every 10 minutes | New Frame Account @EveryMCUShot
audrey horne enthusia... @lynch0rne
2K Followers 2K Following 🌲☕🥧🦉⛰️🪵 twin peaks/ the x-files/ films
Jiankui He @Jiankui_He
142K Followers 1 Following China's Frankenstein 3 years in jail Affordable gene therapy.
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie
1.4M Followers 24K Following U.S. Representative KY4, Engineer, Farmer, Inventor. 30 patents. Appalachian American. MIT SB93 SM96 #sassywithmassie #politicalsciencedenier pronoun: Pappaw
columbo screenshots @ColumboScreens
47K Followers 1 Following just a little account for a little guy. curated screengrabs, etc. for more information: https://t.co/75zbHETBPo
charlie @chunkbardey
100K Followers 919 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
videogame stores @storesfromvidya
71K Followers 803 Following shops, stores and businesses from videogames. mostly loop GIFs. feel free to send a DM for submissions.
BART @SFBART
327K Followers 719 Following We provide train service throughout the San Francisco Bay Area. For automated service updates: @SFBARTalert
jj d☭mon married to... @JJDemonic
7K Followers 2K Following jj demon. certified peer specialist for prison re-entry. May the rich become unsafe. Fent City Radical. Boxcutter Oblivion otw. i survived so far
Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint
106K Followers 1K Following A collection of old photographs, historic newspaper clippings and assorted excerpts highlighting the parallels of past and present. https://t.co/J12Ubid7fr
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
272K Followers 2K Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
DougJBalloon @DougJBalloon
243K Followers 4K Following Parody. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social More on Blue Sky than here these days. merch: https://t.co/NWNqmg5LC2
Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma
84K Followers 10K Following Co-Host of @pie4everybody, a podcast about abundance from the team that brought you YIMBYs for Harris
BowTiedBroke @BowTiedBroke
92K Followers 246 Following Went to college at UF 🐊 for Entomology 🪰. Now I build homes in TN/NC. Former pest control exec, RE since ‘00, Boom to Bust to Boom again, Smoky Mtn Aficionado
Jonathan Guyer @mideastXmidwest
15K Followers 3K Following Foreign policy, journalism, & Arab comics. Program Director, @InGlobalAffairs. Bylines in @NYMag, @guardian, @newrepublic, @TheProspect, etc.
Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest
25K Followers 5K Following Elder Millesbian | “deranged online leftist”
U.S. politicians doin... @normalpols
51K Followers 126 Following Photographs are not mine. Credits to whomever the photographer was.
Status Coup News @StatusCoup
78K Followers 2K Following News for the 99%. ON-THE-GROUND, Investigative reporting | https://t.co/VRAMih6enh| STORY TIPS: [email protected]; SIGNAL-516-777-0448
Rich Mintz @richmintz
10K Followers 7K Following Content strategist. Street safety advocate. Fmr Housing/Homelessness committee chair, Manh CB6. Opinions mine. He/him. Trans ppl exist. (richmintz bsky social)
David Hrusovsky Sport... @davehrus
10K Followers 671 Following Plotting Every HS Baseball Field in America | OG Spongebob Costume Wearer | BGSU ‘23 [email protected] | MERCH IN BIO
Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate
173K Followers 168 Following The City of Ba Sing Se. Star of Avatar The Last Airbender. Any Pronouns. Parody.
Honey @benegotherit
61K Followers 363 Following Writer, translator. Parody of something. Books in bio
David Gallagher @DavidGallagher
5K Followers 2K Following I ride a bike & look at old pictures all day / now at https://t.co/aBktXU9xbt / answering #sfhistory questions /With @peephole for life.
Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT
315K Followers 704 Following Driven to get Arizonans where they want to go. Hosted by PIOs Kathy, David, Julian, Lexi and Kelsey. For real-time traffic info, visit https://t.co/ZdMHqA8S4h
Sophia Browder @sophia_browder
2 Followers 4 Following
NHL @NHL
7.2M Followers 2K Following Your home for hockey. #NHLFaceOff 🏆: @StanleyCup 🗣️: @NHLPR 💬: @NHLMedia 📈: @NHLFantasy 📺: @espn, @NHL_On_TNT, @SportsOnPrimeCA, @Sportsnet
i/o @avidseries
192K Followers 239 Following Good and bad ideas (and people) are fairly equally distributed across the political spectrum.Trends for United States
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