Mo Jacoby @jacoby_mo

UT Austin ‘30 Joined February 2021

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Mo Jacoby @jacoby_mo

a week ago

There needs to be a word for nibbling on the side dishes too hard while the main meal is still cooking and then being full when it’s time to eat.

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2 weeks ago

Listening to Faye Webster as I hit legs. Hope this tweet reaches the target Galveston audience.

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3 weeks ago

Low socks at the gym today and feeling like a total pleb. Might have to ego lift to show I’m not a total newbie

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2 months ago

The Toyota Highlander to Subaru SUV is a pipeline that needs to be studied

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10 months ago

Watched strictly 2015-2018 LeBron James finals highlights on the stairmaster today so greatness was the only thing on my mind

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10 months ago

Hiding the thanksgiving leftovers. CBTM. Whole family expecting to wake up to turkey and it’s just… gone?

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10 months ago

Waking up early to scare the shit out of the first waking family member? CBTM. Keeps them on their toes and changes up the routine a bit

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10 months ago

Hearing my parents talk about their stock in Costco rising and wondering if the Costco Guys are really making that big of an impact and if it’s worth explaining the meme

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a year ago

Never had my car insulted as much as when the car wash wants to upsell you from their regular to deluxe package

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a year ago

the masculine urge to never use maps while driving in your hometown

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2 years ago

Let’s just say… not the guy i was hoping to see coming out of the stall i’m about to use

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2 years ago

My uber driver has a little screen that lets me tip during the ride. Debating giving him a 0% next time he turns around and talks to see how he handles adversity

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2 years ago

Maturing is realizing that this may be the best snack to exist

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Mo Jacoby @jacoby_mo

2 years ago

was feeling nice so i turned on subtitles for my plane movie so the guy peeking over my shoulder could fully appreciate

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2 years ago

just because ur the first one to stand up when the plane lands doesn’t mean you’re getting off the plane faster

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2 years ago

My toothbrush head needs to be changed desperately but there are still 3 more nights of hanukkah so i’ll wait this one out

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2 years ago

Every time my bar of soap is on its last few showers i like to bring the next bar of soap into the shower so it can really learn the ins and out of my system and is ready to go when his time comes