thisisjakestwitr @jake__squid
no Little Caesars slander allowed Chicago, IL Joined March 2018-
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i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough
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i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF
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If you have ever lived or worked downtown Chicago you understand how insanely stupid this is
If you have ever lived or worked downtown Chicago you understand how insanely stupid this is
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all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
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Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere
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source??? pattern recognition
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This is why PCA is cool as fuck and Matt Shaw is a bitch loser
This is why PCA is cool as fuck and Matt Shaw is a bitch loser
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Going full anti-performative male today. Rhoback quarter zip. Vuori polo. ABC pants. Vejas. AirPods in listening to a podcast about my favorite sports team. Absolutely nothing about me stands out. I look the exact same as 75% of the 22-40 year old men on my commute.
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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
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Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for
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some of u are actual npcs. why do you follow a brand. why do you follow the Jeep instagram account
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"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
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9yo asked me "Why are grandparent houses are always bigger than parent houses? Shouldn't it be the other way around?" Oh boy.
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"password cannot be previously used." why not. it's a classic
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Dave Portnoy sucks so fucking much how are u an adult and follow barstool at this point honestly
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I’ve seen goal posts carried out of college stadiums and thrown in rivers miles away that have moved less than this
I’ve seen goal posts carried out of college stadiums and thrown in rivers miles away that have moved less than this
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