Jake Engler @jake_engler
Joined September 2011-
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maybe it's gonna be weird without you at schubas tavern on november 16th.. @_misscorallynn ... see ya then @TorMillerMusic
maybe it's gonna be weird without you at schubas tavern on november 16th.. @_misscorallynn ... see ya then @TorMillerMusic
stages of drinking: sober/mean buzzing/funny mean/funny existential/mean mean/harshly funny depressed euphoric/funny boygone/sleep/offensive
just heard a guy at the bar ask his friend if he "grabbed her by the pussy" sad this phrase is a punchline.. though I've deff used it..
I got a couple cars I never get to use Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos
ignorance runs rampant in this country. find yourselves some facts
ordering shots that don't exist by giving a price point.. lmao.. #dyslexichellenkeller #masturbatingaladin #hornysacajewea
fuck human beings. I do not relate to them whatsoever..
jake does not and cannot relate to the youth of today. it's a hard life when experiencing your 50's at 23
I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door
I got a sixth sense I stack dead people I'm talkin grants and jackson's
feeling god damn badass right now.. "And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer"
a pretty uber? first time for everything.. thanks emina..
impress me with something I don't already know about...
@Chambers3Zach it was a quote of my coworker you troll
"my life flashed before my eyes.. it was just as disappointing the second time around"
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