jake @jakeabst

orb Joined June 2013

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

a year ago

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Southern Dan @StolenDans

2 years ago

"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you. now watch this ride."

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"C"ON"VER"S"E" @mmmmmmnmnmmmmmm

2 years ago

theres an old saying in arrakis—i know it's in caladan, probably in arrakis—that says, dune me once, shame on— shame on you.,. dune me.., you can't get duned again..

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

MGMT covering Talking Heads’ ‘This Must Be the Place’ on their college campus in 2003

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rain @redactedrain

2 years ago

Which way western zoomer?

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CodyAbston @CodyAbston1

2 years ago

Check out my Mid-Season Highlights! hudl.com/v/2M7sdj

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

Oh Jesus was a carpenter? dude must’ve had some fire vintage Carhartt pieces.

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kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit

2 years ago

he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

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Daily Loud @DailyLoud

2 years ago

Lil Uzi Vert’s new album “Pink Tape” drops tonight at midnight 💿🔥

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

Lil uzi very wearing his new album on his chain. Someone please snatch that shit and drop it. I’m begging.

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

This is literally all dads want for Father’s Day.

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

Just unsubscribe from the nelk boys Snapchat story. Guess you can say I’m pretty much mature now Literally

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

Did humans even poop before the invention of coffee?

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

Oppenheimer🎩🤙

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jake @jakeabst

2 years ago

I just found out micro economics is not a small Prius.

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“Bro that pizza is so gas” Uh last time I checked pizza was not in a state in which it will expand freely to fill the whole of a container, having no fixed shape (unlike a solid) and no fixed volume (unlike a liquid).