Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
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@jakebrodes 100% of mexican joints in australia are this
@jakebrodes It’s called the heights and it’s that way so we can keep the poor stinkies out
@jakebrodes The antithesis
@jakebrodes I’M CRYING!!! Spot on right down to the neon signs 😭😭😭
@jakebrodes Gotta have weird decor too, like pickled porg dolls
@jakebrodes Holy shit this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
@jakebrodes @JustinWhang how clean are the bathrooms