The CEO @jakeman_jeff
Follow for some funny ass motha fuckin’ tweets bitch ass bitch Anywhere, USA Joined February 2020-
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Can i just say one thing about all that’s going on? Thanks guys.
“What’s happening?” Twitter before you tweet.... at least someone cares about my day 😭 #QuarantineVibes
Lions, tigers and bears are getting me through quarantine and I don’t mean the wizard of oz #TigerKingNetflix #FreeJoeExotic
Bought 50 rolls of toilet paper last week. It’s all gone now. #FrequentShitter
If the coronavirus was a person. It would probably be Carol baskin. Everyone knows it’s killed people but it’s still roaming free #FreeJoeExotic
It’s the trying times like these that the real questions arise: Did the scranton beat corporate in volleyball at the company picnic? #TheOffice #CoronaLockdown
Hey @corona, what do you have to say for yourself? Are you happy now? #CoronavirusLockdown #2020InOneWord
Anyone know where i can find some poopy kaka? Can’t find ANY at the stores nowadays #coronavirus
🚨 911 EMERGENCY TWEET 🚨 A man who tested positive for #COVID19 refused to self quarantine & then went to Walmart He said “If I got it y’all gone get it too, F - all y’all”. He is dangerous ***PLEASE RETWEET*** We must find out who this guy is
Ideas not appreciated in their time: “Don’t think a woman can be qman? Well that’s you’re stereotype not mine.” - Michael Scott
So many artists weren’t properly appreciated before they were gone... Vincent van Gogh, Emily Dickenson, Michael Scott, the list goes on #TheOffice #QuarantineLife
Anyone ever kinda wish Dwight was part of the Michael Scott Paper Company? #TheOffice #QuaratineLife
I feel bad for the coronavirus, just saw that marcus smart, the grittiest man alive, has it. I know he is going to kick it’s ass @smart_MS3 #CoronaVirusUpdate
If you call toilet paper anything other than butt napkins... I don’t think we can be friends #QuarentineLife
It’s 2:40 and I’m taking my second shit of the day... what have YOU done yo workout on yourself today? Lmk #changes #ImProud #improvement
You guys ever think that when you are a baby the doctor cracks your butt like and egg so you can do your business?
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