Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

I'm the guy you want around during an apocalypse. WVU TKE libertarian Houston, Texas Joined June 2012

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

2 years ago

Special thanks for the @StateDept for fleecing me, and the rest of public, tons of money via their passport racket.

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2 years ago

Shout out to the @USPS for losing yet another package and costing me thousands.

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

2 years ago

Our latest video on improvised @fanta #Grenade from #Ukraine is up on @YouTube. Thanks to our sponsor @BulletSafe. Also to @Mrgunsngear. youtu.be/Dxc6UbEGiS0 #Explosives #OrdnanceLab #DestructiveDevice #Bomb #UkraineWar #UkraineConflict #IED #HighExplosives #NFA #NFAAF

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Overhead #drone shot of our #Ukrainian @fanta #bomb detonating for our video we'll be releasing on Sunday. Our thanks to @BulletSafe for making this video possible & @Mrgunsngear for making us aware of it. Our other #Grenade video: youtu.be/coQLud9o5e4 #Ukraine #UkraineWar

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

2 years ago

Our range & devices are prepped to compare the #Ukranian #Fanta grenade that @Mrgunsngear sent us, with a regular #Russian F1 #grenade. You can see our previous #grenade videos here: youtu.be/coQLud9o5e4 #Ukraine #Explosives

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

2 years ago

Our latest video on how the federal government frowns upon the arming of #drones, is ready to watch. youtu.be/lhPelLagYRw #Explosives #UAV #FAA

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

Looks like @lufthansa is trying to break the record for most aggravated passengers in under 24 hours.

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3 years ago

I can't wait to watch Cocaine Bear and the sequels ecstasy badger, methamphetamine cougar, and Xanax Karen. #CocaineBear

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

Job requirements in the 60s: are you alive? You start tomorrow. Salary: 20k Job requirements today: Harvard-trained neuroscientist and quantum physicist. Must be fluent in esperanto and skilled at tribal basket weaving. Minimum of 10 years experience. Salary: 30k

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

I love how @YouTube will allow certain channels to violate their supposed policies, but enforcement them on others. Then offer no help at all. @TeamYouTube thanks guys for the blatant bias!

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

Lesson learned this year: never shop at @Lowes ever again. Customer service is on par with a badger on meth.

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

I really love how @YouTube let's big channels totally monetize their videos that violate community guidelines. Yet smaller channels get demonetized. #hypocrites

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

Do you value your property and need to stash it? I can't recommend where to go, but can def tell you to never @PublicStorage.

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

3 years ago

Much like many #baristas at @Starbucks we were inspired by #CheGuevara. Though in our case, it was to make a #MolotovCocktail launcher out of a #shotgun. You can see our previous videos on #Molotovs here: youtu.be/Au_BeytNckg

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

I love it when entry level jobs have impossible requirements like: - 30 years experience - Comprehensive knowledge of proprietary software nobody owns - 2 or more PhDs - References from 5 or more gods - experience in turning lead to gold #jobsearch #economy #jobseekers

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

3 years ago

After playing escape from tarkov for a bit, I realize it's basically a dying simulator with occasional periods of actual game play. #EscapefromTarkov

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

3 years ago

It’s been almost a full year since we did our recreation of @BreakingBad’s #Tortoise #Bomb from #NegroYAzul with our replica of @officialDannyT’s head. youtu.be/_7mdLbkCHQk #BreakingBad #Explosives #DestructiveDevice #HighExplosives

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

3 years ago

We just hit 200k subscribers. Thanks to everyone for your support! Getting the channel #nuked back in April and then having to temporarily pull our content, was a #GutPunch. But we’re working on getting things back on track. #Explosives #HighExplosives #DestructiveDevice

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Sarge in Charge @jakeomatic

4 years ago

The Navarro County sheriff deputies enforcing archaic and racist cannabis laws because dealing with real crimes with actual victims is too hard of work.

Navarro County SO @NavarroCountySO

6 years ago

The Navarro County sheriff deputies enforcing archaic and racist cannabis laws because dealing with real crimes with actual victims is too hard of work.

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Ordnance Lab @OrdnanceLab

4 years ago

When you’re looking through boxes and suddenly there’s a face staring back at you. #OrdnanceLab #Cats #CatsOfTwitter #Kitties #KittiesOfTwitter #Snowshoe #ShowshoeCats #SnowshoeCatsOfTwitter