james @jamesdms

always wipe your arse before you bath northampton Joined August 2015

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first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop

6 months ago

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure

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casualfootballshirts.co.uk @CasualFootShirt

6 months ago

Due to an incorrect legal issue I can’t sell these 2 bucket hats (don’t ask 🤦🏻‍♂️). Giving them away, just follow,like or RT and comment if you want United or Leverkusen 👍 Ends Monday night, winner picked at random. Must be following to win 👍 Size medium adult

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HLTCO @HLTCO

6 months ago

Spare a thought for Dan Burn’s Dad. He wrote this open letter to him before the League Cup Final Newcastle lost back in 2023. Today, he’s seen his son score the opener to help Newcastle win their first trophy since the Fairs Cup in 1969.

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َ @szniic

7 months ago

LAMINE YAMAL - LET NAS DOWN

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matthew @Mattwell67

8 months ago

SATURDAYS AT YOUR PLACE Saint Luke's, Glasgow - 04/02/25 @saypband

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foos @elClubLucha

10 months ago

Kemonito [🎵 - Like Him - Tyler, The Creator]

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Jabba @jabbalochhead

8 months ago

18 champions league games and five great british pounds. the dream is on

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Joe Mockingbird LLG @xxxtactician1

8 months ago

Without TikTok where am I supposed to see people say “unalived” casually or that Midwest emo is a location based genre

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liv ☆ @livmonki

9 months ago

this randomly being the best video ever from last year #thetraitors

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Josh @joshpearson180

9 months ago

This being two years ago today doesn’t sit right with me, time goes so fast hahaha The greatest leg of darts of all time I can’t SPAKE

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TRAE @OreGaTrae

9 months ago

Wife: "I got a text from random 619 number." Me: "That's San Diego." Wife: "Why do you know that?" Me: *inhales deeply and begins to explain the entire history of lucha libre*

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Alfie @alfie_t8

9 months ago

Can I get an RT in support of a political prisoner and fellow patriot 👊🏼🇬🇧#TwoTierKeir #StarmerOut

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Greg Birks @GregBirks

9 months ago

They’d be unstoppable together. #WallaceAndGromit

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Josh @joshpearson180

9 months ago

Twitter royalty at the darts tonight.. It’s Peter Lovenkrands’ son!!!!! 🤣🤣

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alexa @alexadoingstuff

9 months ago

a cigarette can hit like a diet coke but a diet coke does not have the range of a cigarette

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Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1

10 months ago

Just got my Spotify Wrapped!

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Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz

10 months ago

instead of working on making myself a better person i am going to purchase a cool new jacket

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Amy Solomon @amybethsol

10 months ago

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave