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Just hit my funny bone and genuinely laughed out loud
Trainers, our first-ever Golden Razz Berry hunt is ending soon! Remember to Retweet any posts that include a Golden Razz Berry for a chance to win a ticket to #PokemonGOFest2022!
I was delivering for ups the other day when a group of kids across the street yelled out “FedEx is better!” I laugh and before I can say any smart remark back I’m hit with “UPS stands for u pee on us” followed by an eruption of laughter by me and them
I dont feel so good
Memorial Day weekend where Covid-19 doesn’t apply to you if your plan was to come to Santa Cruz
I absolutely destroyed my dad, I’m talking pooped on him, in words w/ friends and asked him “why you even play this game? To win?” He replies “I’ve seen you play @FortniteGame and there’s no way you play to win” and Ive never been so injured yet so damn proud of my dads comebacks
Just watched Jim admit he’s in love with Pam and Pam say “I’m really sorry if you misinterpreted things” 😭 this ones for you Jim
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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
After drinking four 4lokos you summon the 5th loko
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
I’ve been going to the wrong Santa Cruz then
I’ve been going to the wrong Santa Cruz then
We're excited to announce that friends, gifting, and trading are coming soon to Pokémon GO! Learn more: pokemongolive.com/post/friendsan…
In the shadows... CC: @skism_uk
Incredibles 2......buzzing my tits off
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tim, dangerous bad bo... @timmycoors
180 Followers 2K Following I’m actually a really normal and cool guy
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