Jamie Doom @jamiedoom

If you had to pick just one, one alone, what’s the horniest animal on the planet? I know they all like it in their own ways, sure. But what’s the raunchiest top dawg couple of all? And maybe the animal kingdom pyramid thing should be reshuffled around this heirarchy instead?

Thought you were clingy mate? You ain’t got nothing on this deep sea stage 5 clinger. Anglerfish mate and then fuse into one animal. Creepy but also might provide insight into immunise systems as theirs esserntially unite. The key to fighting immune diseases maybe?

Bluebottles aren’t a single animal. It’s a mini colony of 4 little guys doing their own little job to rule the seas and torment your legs during your summer dip. Nature’s first orgy? And you thought crown street Trade Cruise bar was hot. Don’t pretend you don’t know where it is

Are you a gleeker? Do you spray spit from your sublingual gland? Did you know the happier you get, the more saliva you produce - your oral health improves which is connected to health overall. The happier u are the more you gleek too. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleeking

Mexico has 5Dmeot. Brazil has ayahuasca. South America has Sapo. But what’s australia got? Well platypus venom has yet to be smoked. My prediction? Bondi yoga rack monsters will be glass piping that gear all summer 2021. Dial a playpus dealer. Only til 10pm

There is a type of Lima that attacks its miilepede mate so it excretes a poison/narcotic. It’s wipes it on it’s fur to keep away mosquitos and get mad HIGH. And you thought sinking green grenades at Raveisis was interesting? google.com/amp/s/www.atla…

Want to live forever? Then check out the Immortal Jellyfish. If this guy gets scared he can become the baby form of himself again and start over. Imagine getting into a street fight and morphing into a foetus again. That’s hot

Axoltls are the only animal that can regrow up to half of their brain along with the rest of their bodies when distressed. They might be slow as shit but try regrowing your bloody brain mate. Humans can barely regrow their hair. Whose really in charge?

Did you know Neanderthal blood still exists in humans? Thats right before we exterminated our poor friends, we mated with them and this bloodline still walks amongst us. At least we got horny before going to war right? You can actually get blood tested to see if u are one of them

Is Scomo (he gave himself this nickname remember. Remember?) doing his Covid barre classes today? Once his thighs are limber, we will all be saved right? I love it when ballet and pandemics unite

Can someone have two hearts? Is this possible? Genetics? Evolution? Honk