HeWent2Jared @jaredellison4
Just here til the ride is over My own imagination Joined January 2015-
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HeWent2Jared retweeted
“i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents, and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when jane austen wrote it in 1813
HeWent2Jared retweeted
Give me back that golden ticket, Charlie. You took it from me.
I would love if at every stop, she had Hillary Clinton and they just roasted the Cheeto-in-Chief
I would love if at every stop, she had Hillary Clinton and they just roasted the Cheeto-in-Chief
HeWent2Jared retweeted
This looks like a disguise Raven Baxter would put on 😂
This looks like a disguise Raven Baxter would put on 😂
HeWent2Jared retweeted
This guy literally dropped the best life advice you’ll ever hear.
So I had time today and I merged two phone scammers so they were talking to each other. Why did one get an attitude with the other? 🤣
It’s always “we’ve received your payment” and never “this month is on us”
America always wants to show its ass right before it’s birthday
HeWent2Jared retweeted
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOOSAKA!! 🐯 We recently celebrated Koosaka the Amur tiger turning 18 with her very own cat-sino, complete with a jackpot of treats and fun enrichment to play with! 🎰
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THEY’RE HERE! 🐢🐢🐢🐢💕 Mommy the Galapagos tortoise’s 4 baby girls just made their public debut in the Reptile & Amphibian House—on Mommy’s 93rd Zoo-versary! Come say hi and witness a historic moment! Want to help name our quartet? You can vote here! bit.ly/4cIWgNt
HeWent2Jared retweeted
new IT guy is really small but he seems chill
*One of my relatives filing their taxes Tax website: Do you want to contribute $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund? My relative: Fuck no I love my family
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🥲 emotional moment when Jack Black surprises Tanner from Netflix's autism dating show Love On The Spectrum, one of his life goals was to meet him
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