jass @jasssslh

don't need a license if you have no drive Omaha, Nebraska Joined April 2010

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jass @jasssslh

8 months ago

2025 has really shaped up to be one of the worst years of my life (so far) but I’m going to Vegas tomorrow and manifesting at least 10k. Let’s turn it around.

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jass @jasssslh

8 months ago

I think this version of Bruno Mars is my sleep paralysis demon

The Female Rap Room @girlsinrap

8 months ago

I think this version of Bruno Mars is my sleep paralysis demon

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jass @jasssslh

8 months ago

This song went platinum in my friend Megan’s Oldsmobile Alero back in like 2006

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL

8 months ago

This song went platinum in my friend Megan’s Oldsmobile Alero back in like 2006

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jass @jasssslh

9 months ago

I love it when the college football championship starts with my most played song of 2024 (migos- I get the bag because duh)

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jass @jasssslh

9 months ago

I know we don’t need fast food cookie stores but I love living a block away from insomnia cookie and their delicious confetti deluxe

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9 months ago

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

Bitch. @AintPayingThe5

9 months ago

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao https://t.co/XPEM2u69D5

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jass @jasssslh

9 months ago

Happy New Years! I just saw somebody on instagram suggest rubbing urine in a child’s eyes to treat pink eye…so we’re really starting off with a bang.

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Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima

9 months ago

I love when kids have these unorthodox wants 😭😭😭

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jass @jasssslh

9 months ago

The bar below my apartment is closed the next two days and that’s quite honestly the best gift I could have been given this Christmas. 2 friggin silent nights 🎄🤶🎅🎄

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jass @jasssslh

10 months ago

20 minutes until dinner time feat Frank and Dusty

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jass @jasssslh

10 months ago

I haven’t left the state of Nebraska in a year as of today and that’s really fucking lame

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jass @jasssslh

10 months ago

December check in:

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jass @jasssslh

10 months ago

I am catering thanksgiving dinner to Saves the Day and Senses Fail today and 14 year old me thinks 33 year old me is pretty cool cause of that

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jass @jasssslh

10 months ago

Learning to put in and take out contacts in your 30s is absolutely miserable

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jass @jasssslh

11 months ago

I mean….seems fitting for the name

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11 months ago

I mean….seems fitting for the name

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jass @jasssslh

11 months ago

The Vargas election party is like a block from my apartment and Riley and I are debating crashing…. You think they got jalapeño poppers at the cottonwood?