Colin @javalavajoe59

Double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much it leaves a moustache... Scotland Joined April 2013

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Atkinsons @coffeehopper

5 years ago

Ass. Kicked.

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Colin @javalavajoe59

6 years ago

John Redwood on @LBC talking bollocks and loving Doris Johnson...welcome to hell, suckers...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

First class article and potentially terrifying for Specialty drinkers... medium.com/s/thenewnew/th…

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James Hoffmann @jimseven

7 years ago

I had the pleasure of being on the @catcloudcoffee podcast recently - and I had a lot of fun (while ranting…). Have a listen: soundcloud.com/catandcloud/ja…

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Here ya' go Specialty types...one Robusta train to see off at the station...ghastly... shropshirestar.com/news/local-hub…

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In an unprecedented outburst of strict Calvinistic joy, I have stripped naked, upon the belated (Royal Snail shame😡) arrival of my luvverly @MonsoonEstates beanz. I intend to luxuriate in darkly roasted wonderment & explain the meaning of life to y'all. No, no, it's my treat...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

A brilliant, educational article... 👏👏👏

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

...they sit at home in their wee bubble, thinking of ways to cheat coffee shops out of their due reward, for welcoming conniving fuckwits such as themselves, over the threshold. Might invest in a plug-in chair, for those 'special' types... 😡😡😡

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

...honestly, the length some arseholes will go to, in an effort to save 50p or so. If even for a small moment, they stopped to think of the effort and care that went in to producing those Specialty beans for their cuppa joe, they'd realise the bargain they're getting. Instead...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Rant. A customer has just left after requesting a double shot espresso, with a large hot milk on the side...in a flat white size cup. She expected to be charged for the espresso, but was told she'd be charged for a flat white. No-one else does that, apparently. Indignant huff...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

A brilliant and massively thought provoking piece. We should all be mindful of this gentleman's experiences and as he so rightly points out, never be fooled into thinking such events could not happen globally once again, many decades on... theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Joel Finkelstein @RoastMonkey

7 years ago

Still suffering under the illusion that "coffee is coffee," here's a reason why specialty coffee is more expensive. We pay more, much more, than market rate, not because we are good people, but because failing to pay growers a living wage is unsustainable. wapo.st/2C4wSE8?tid=ss…

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Aaarggh. In a moment of er, seniority, I just spilt the final third of my @hasbean Finca Las Brumas. I haven't cried this much, since my wealthy Sainted Aunt Bessie cut me out of her will. Then I remembered...I get to make another coffee! All good then. Return to your stations...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Brilliant!

epicurious @epicurious

7 years ago

Brilliant!

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Bravo SNP. Just what we need...Scottish business disadvantaged...

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Colin @javalavajoe59

7 years ago

Mo...do not show this paradise to anyone else. If the weather was like that more often, human specimens would just ransack it, litter it and generally, poison it. Thank the lord our weather is normally, shall we say, less kind... 😍😍😍