Jay @jaytm23

Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things. Texas, USA Joined January 2011

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🕸️ @smoovedarkskin

a day ago

I’m not with all this cold in the morning hot in the afternoon bullshit

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Mavoj @maeveoj

a day ago

Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares

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kay @kswizzlein

a day ago

“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up

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Fridge @FridgeNeverCold

a day ago

im surprised no one has shared this one yet

Is Portal @is__portal

6 days ago

Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.

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Diet Dr. Nigga™ 🐺🥃🌕 #BLM #ACAB @PartyWolfZayn

23 hours ago

Big heavy saggy naturals with dinner plate aerola. That’s it, that’s the tweet

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Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia

a day ago

Does anyone remember when social media first came out, and it was just regular people posting pics or thoughts, no one trying to go viral, no influencers. Just vibes. What a time.

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chronically right @BigZaddyPatty

a day ago

Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next

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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

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🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh

a day ago

I was here first?

Bella @stockbella

2 days ago

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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Eric dunn @Ericdun19416783

2 days ago

By getting rid of paper files and replacing them with digital ones, they can erase history One day you'll get, 'page not found' The next day they'll deny it ever happened

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Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak

2 days ago

my manager: we’re like a family here! me going to tell my manager I found a family that pays more:

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Jay @jaytm23

a day ago

@_Lemyyy_ fam when I was in college them things were 20$ max free refills all that jazz

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Leo @Leonajardinho

a day ago

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS GROCERY EXECUTIVES, BUT I’M DONE. I just pulled a $4.99 box of cereal off the shelf, brought it to the register, and watched the scanner ring it up as $7.49. When I told the cashier, she said: "Oh, that’s the digital coupon price. You have to download our store app, create an account, search for the item, and clip the digital coupon before scanning." ABSOLUTELY NOT. You inflated the shelf price by 50%, locked the normal price behind an app, and forced me to hand over my personal phone data and email just to pay the actual retail value of a box of food? Stop hiding basic shelf pricing behind data-harvesting apps.