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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2014-
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frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
An app that has the sneaky cig spots in every stadium in the country
The people who are making these parodies at the very least owe Nick Mullen a cup of coffee
If I was universally revered for one of the most celebrated comedies of all time, I can’t tell you how much I would just shut the fuck up and continue to be revered for the rest of my life.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I think we’re all too relaxed about some birds being able to talk
I wish Tweets could be much more respectful of the all-time greats and still do numbers. We won’t have these amazing players around much longer. Savor the hell out of their greatness.
LEBRON, STEPH, OR KD WON’T PLAY IN 2ND-ROUND FOR FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS 😳
Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
@ChuckBassFF Putting aside the fact that grading drafts two days afterwards is one of the most useless exercises of self-aggrandizement by the writers, if the best player in the draft was a punter and you took him in the second round, you’re gonna get a bad grade.
Brock Bowers was universally ranked as a top 3-5 prospect of the NFL draft but the Raiders are getting bad grades for taking him at......13.
Eagles haters: HOW MANY WEAPONS DOES JALEN HURTS NEED!!! Howie Roseman:
Throwback to when Jalen Hurts was a rookie and hit Desean Jackson for 80+ yards
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
All of this Seinfeld talk today just reminds me of when Zach Galifianakis murdered his whole shtick in one line in his classic Live at the Purple Onion (2007) dvd.
Just called. What kind of "gambling help line" doesn't give picks? Total waste of an hour.
family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
do u know how chronically online u have to be to understand this reference 😹
Anthony Edwards takes down the Suns for his 1st career playoff series win 😬
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