5 things I've learned since my parents came to stay with us: 1. some restaurants still have paper takeout menus 2. there's a Verizon store close by 3. everything here is $1 more expensive 4. "American Idol" is still airing 5. the mail comes much later here and it's unbelievable
@jeffbakalar I think it’s time to kick your parents out.
@jeffbakalar I hope this isn't ranked in order if importance because number 5 should really be on top here.
@jeffbakalar Is there a magazine quiz that you can take to know which sitcom family you care currently trapped in?
@jeffbakalar I work at the Post Office and number #5 popped me.
@jeffbakalar Also: You can't turn left in New Jersey.
@jeffbakalar American Idol is STILL airing??? Are you sure Sweet Lou isn't mistaken?