attorney@lol @jefffdylan
attorney at lol Brooklyn, NY Joined May 2020-
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Sorry if the S&P drops a little today I missed one of my student loan payments
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Just voted for the next NYC mayor, comptroller and Ayatollah of Tel Aviv
What about neither and we can all just relax and get along?
What about neither and we can all just relax and get along?
Poor Things -a buddy comedy of two law school grads who think they will use their degree to improve the world
No Time to Die -documentary of a midlevel associate who submitted a filing post mortem through rigor mortis
A Real Pain -dramedy about a big law partner’s wife who insists they take a vacation
A Complete Unknown -biopic about a junior lawyer not allowed to speak on the conference call
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once Action movie about a client’s demand on their lawyer.
Lawyer tip: when a boss or client correct a mistake in your work product always say “Good catch!” In this new reality, you are not incompetent. They are just a legal genius and you are but a humble observer praising their acumen.
Really important work being done here
Really important work being done here
Biggest peeve for me on the NYC subway is when people park themselves by the door and DONT MOVE in or out of the way at each stop. I’d rather you whip it out, do a showtime move that kicks me in the face and then ask me for money.
Question for people rushing to follow the CEO shooter on insta…are we expecting him to post new content anytime soon? lol
I try to hide the fact that I’m Jewish at work because I’m tired of getting promoted all the time
Here’s me telling my manager that I am “holding space” on our calendars for my performance review.
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It’s like people never watched any movies, paid attention in school, watched the news, read a book etc.
It’s like people never watched any movies, paid attention in school, watched the news, read a book etc.
“Recess Appointment” sounds like one of Matt Gaetz’s dates with a child
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