Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

Dad, Husband, Long-suffering NY Jets fan, Snowboarder, Carnitas Aficionado • Creative Director, Producer, Writer, Marketer Closer to the beach than most Joined April 2009

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

7 hours ago

What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 days ago

It was a highlight in a season devoid of them.

Drew @DrewfromJersey

2 days ago

It was a highlight in a season devoid of them.

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Drew @DrewfromJersey

3 days ago

People tell me all the time how fun the NFL season is for them. I literally have know idea what those people are talking about #Jets

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

4 days ago

Coach to the personnel you have!

Frankie V @FrankieVitz

6 days ago

Coach to the personnel you have!

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jamie stuart @jamiestuartTV

6 days ago

Through two games the Jets are 25th in total flags thrown against them. (14) Sooo….a positive? #jets

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Larry Sabato @LarrySabato

7 days ago

“1984” has moved from the fiction section to the nonfiction shelf.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

a week ago

Justin Fields. Week 1: Best game of his career. Week 2: worst game of his career. Oh, he’ll fit in here perfectly. Oy. #NYJets

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

a week ago

Take the win Dad. I know I would.

Bill Ruckert @BeerShot21

a week ago

Take the win Dad. I know I would.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

a week ago

Go cheer for the Giants. It’s game 2

NY Jets Canada @NYJetsCanada

a week ago

Go cheer for the Giants. It’s game 2

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 weeks ago

It's very good coffee, but the name probably isn't a great fit right now...

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 weeks ago

Changing the subject... big time business idea. "SideDunk." Merge @SidecarDoughnts with @dunkindonuts. Sidecar's doughnuts are vastly superior, but their coffee is awful. Dunkin's doughnuts are mid at best, but their coffee is delicious. I'll expect a finders fee. Discuss.

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Play Like A Jet @Playlikeajet1

2 weeks ago

Gipson’s release was a good first step. But more should be done. After the pathetic performance of #Jetup secondary, AZ Thomas & Malachi Moore should get extra practice reps this week. They need to be ready bc if Stephens & Adams play like that again, Allen will eat #Jetup alive.

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Tony Vegas @tonypayments

2 weeks ago

Benching Xavier Gipson is one thing. Releasing him sends a message to the entire organization. AG is a don.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 weeks ago

This is the way. AG walking the walk. Stephens sitting should be next.

SNY @SNYtv

2 weeks ago

This is the way. AG walking the walk. Stephens sitting should be next.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 weeks ago

Inject it into my veins.

Brandon Thorn @BrandonThornNFL

2 weeks ago

Inject it into my veins.

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Sorta Tall. Sorta Bald. @jeffwrites

2 weeks ago

I’m choosing positivity this fine Monday morning. A lot to like about Sunday’s game, except of course the result. Baby steps, people. Thanks @Michael_Nania #nyj #newyorkjets

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MadGood Knicks Show™ @MadGoodKS

2 weeks ago

@RichCimini ‘Encouraged by Brandon Stephens’

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Will Parkinson @Willpa11

2 weeks ago

Would have zero issue with AZ Thomas and Malachi Moore playing over Tony Adams and Brandon Stephens

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The Jet Press @TheJetPress

2 weeks ago

Two of the #Jets most criticized offseason moves are what cost them this game. Brandon Stephens looked like Brandon Stephens. Xavier Gipson looked like Xavier Gipson. A lot to be encouraged about with the new staff, but those decisions are hard to defend.