Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

Dear youths, "low key" means chill or low energy - as in playing lower notes on a piano literally have lower energy than higher keys. Enough with this "I just low key crashed my car at 110 MPH." This is neither ironic nor accurate.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

Democrats eagerly looking forward to just being afraid of covid-19.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

I'm starting to think ancient Egyptian society collapsed due to switching to a 100% emoji based language.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

Anyone else looking forward to that first fall rain?

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

Isn't beating your elders in the head more disrespectful than being called "cheap"? oregonlive.com/portland/2020/…

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

A Boomer, a Karen, a Communist, a Cop, and a Racist walk into a bar... ...just kidding it's 2020 and all the bars are closed.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

Policing principles used in the UK, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peelian_p… 4. To recognise always that the extent to which the co-operation of the public can be secured diminishes proportionately the necessity of the use of physical force and compulsion for achieving police objectives.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

5 years ago

Do you want Darwin Awards? Because this is how you get Darwin Awards. oregonlive.com/coronavirus/20…

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

6 years ago

Funny how you can live your whole life without ever hearing a term like "social distancing", and now no one is able to form a sentence without it.

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Jeremy "JerBear" Clemans @jeremy_inPDX

6 years ago

I don't get why people still think #Bitcoin is a risky investment. Over 1 year BTC is +70%, versus S&P 500 -12%. Over 5 years BTC is +2500%, versus S&P 500 at +28%.