dr jess asstrophe @jessasstrophe
it’s me, hi, you’re the problem not me x in ur dreams Joined April 2012-
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everything is so fucking depressing my dudes
good thing you can't be 2 metres near any kid then isn't it rob
good thing you can't be 2 metres near any kid then isn't it rob
my only job as a parent is to make sure my kids are happy and healthy
my only job as a parent is to make sure my kids are happy and healthy
here’s a wild thought: just let kids be kids and stop being so judgemental
here’s a wild thought: just let kids be kids and stop being so judgemental
currently crying because I managed to find through google that the couple I've been watching on four in a bed got married
tried to take my dumbass cat for a walk
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Now-now @hello_nownow
608 Followers 1K Following Just a simple kind of man who likes music, video games, memes, photography and travelling.🇿🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺 GTTO! I swear a lot.
It’s like a glimpse into my future
Looking for a place to stay... uh... I'll pass, thanks.
@CrowtherSim I bought olive oil today and am looking into remortgaging the house. X
Not really surprising 🤷♂️
Interesting how many people are now offering shopping advice and/or turning it into a 'Who' s the poorest? competion' X gets more mental by the day.
£8.05 for this. How the actual f*&k are people getting by??
That is a shock transformation to be fair
My 4yo niece: do you have a girlfriend? Me: no Niece: a boyfriend? Me: no [pause] Niece: do you have a friend? 😭😭😭
I’m so gutted about what’s happened to Twitter. I’ve been doing my best to keep using it for pleasure & work, but I’m losing the will - it used to be so important to me, and now I feel like I’m just wading through trash 😔
Literally the first reply to my tweet 😭
*at the wheel* I can't stop watching this car crash
Girl what? You ARE the car crash lmao
@Zafarcakes Brave. Controversial. Not one for the easily offended. I think this guy could go far.
@Zafarcakes You wouldn’t be able to make a joke like that today because of the woke
Wtf you cant say that man 😂😂😂😂
damn you, auto-correct... 🎤 Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer now playing only on Netflix
appears WHAT??
Mark Zuckerberg appears fuckable in new Instagram reel:
T€RFs give it a fucking rest 2024 challenge.
People used to just kill themselves, my guy
I don’t understand why mental health is such a huge issue now when it never used to be. I’m 56 and don’t remember so many diagnoses of so many different mental health disorders. Are people just built differently or is claiming benefits a lifestyle choice now?
(This isn’t true. She always loses them before they run out)
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