Jon @jjameshook

Snapchat: *_____* is typing Me: wait, don't seem desperate, wait boi Snapchat: message from *______* Me (five milliseconds later): open that fuCKING SHIT RN

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Being a bartender has turned me into a walking ATM machine for my friends

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

We've all been there amirite

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

@katieziebellxo It was two years ago Katie, let it go

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Chris visits Houghton for ONE weekend night, and my friend get jumped, my other friend has his 21st and gives me a bloody nose, and a brawl happens outside the bar my friend got jumped at. Nice to see you Chris

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Cold tap water after a night of drinking just hits different

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Everytime I answer a phone call from my mom when I'm in bed "Hey, what's up" "You sound like you're in bed" HOW DOES SHE KNOW

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

@miss_trending I frequently think about the time we were in Rome and Gayle poured Sarah like an inch of wine, and Sarah was like ahem for real

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Sometimes I'm worried I have a poor relationship with my brother, but then I remember how the Mountain literally pushed his little brother's face into a fire, and I feel comforted that it could be worse

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

My friend to the group chat: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BUG IS THIS

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Mfs really be like "I'm on a no-carb diet" then order a fucking bacon cheeseburger and eat that shit bunless

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

My dog (looking for attention): ARROOOWO Me: *makes kissy noises* Dog: *comes up to me, licks my face lovingly, pauses, jumps away* ARROWOWO Me: I KNEW IT. Timber, you have trust issues. Admit it

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Hi my name's Jon and I have a food spending problem I went to Walmart with plans to buy $50 of food and left with a bill of $140 where $60 of it WAS BEER PLZ HELP ME

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Jon @jjameshook

7 years ago

Why does every Imagine Dragons song make me feel like I'm living in a teen dystopian novel

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Trill Clinton @TrillClinton911

8 years ago

Me: Hey Me after finding out the yooper accent was ranked the 14th sexiest in America: Oh hey der I was just about to pick up some pasties and head to deer camp but I can’t find my Kromer there eh