J @jlr603

Washington, DC Joined March 2009

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J @jlr603

3 weeks ago

@MarcoFoster_ @jasonselvig @TheGoodLiars @fearandbalanced 🤦

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why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

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Muy.Mona/🇪🇸💚 @Capitana_espana

a month ago

Mi momento favorito de la cumbre de la ONU: el presidente de Haití bebiendo directamente de la jarra. 🤣😭

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Jacob Weisberg @jacobwe

a month ago

Trump's response to the AI safety crisis reminds me of the early days of COVID in 2020. He's so far out of his depth - morally, intellectually, and in terms of his ability to care about anyone else - that it's as if there were no President at all. We're on our own, people.

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J @jlr603

2 months ago

@A24 @fearandbalanced omg can't believe this will be a movie

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Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra

2 months ago

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

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Krystal Ball @krystalball

2 months ago

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

Reggie B. @reggiebblue

2 months ago

Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. It was physically degrading. It was

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J @jlr603

3 months ago

@Delta what's up with DL2926, we landed at PBI 2 hours ago but they won't let us park at the gate because of lightning in the area, but every other plane that landed behind us has parked at their gates. What's going on?

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Jacob Perry @JacobPerry

6 months ago

For people who are always asking how people get eaten by alligators in Florida, this right here is the most classic example of how it happens:

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Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette

6 months ago

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

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J @jlr603

6 months ago

@catehall @fearandbalanced you gotta watch this😂😂

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John Collison @collision

7 months ago

Basically the experience of interacting with US healthcare specialists. Your results are on MyChart. We'll message you on Spruce. Just log into MyPatientPortal. It's right there on FollowMyHealth. Just create an account on myEHR.

Aaron 🦇 @aaronfraggle

2 years ago

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

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J @jlr603

7 months ago

@joonlee @fearandbalanced 🤣

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J @jlr603

7 months ago

@HardFactorNews @MollyJongFast @fearandbalanced omg😂

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mason @onehandpolitics

7 months ago

This country isn’t real man 😭

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J @jlr603

7 months ago

@nbcsnl @fearandbalanced

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я hater @alionastrixel

8 months ago

Work will have you in friend groups like this!

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J @jlr603

9 months ago

@TheDailyShow @jonstewart @fearandbalanced 🤣🤣

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Tommy Vietor @TVietor08

9 months ago

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1

9 months ago

Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”