joe bradley @joeybe1231

My only life goal is to achieve enlightenment, I think our real purpose on this earth is to somehow regain the purity once granted to us by our creator Clitheroe, England Joined January 2018

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

tis is me before i saved mi ed, miss mi air, ad mi kes o mi keboard, eed a ew laptop

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

i kow im a spaz, wit a broke keboard cos i tru mi laptop across te room, but im doi wat i ca, few buttos r broke ere, well regret trowig mi laptop

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

mi mate said ild look like charles bronson if i grew a tash 😂 dont know weather im supposed to take that as a compliment or not but it is what it is, time to start traning again 💪

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Fuck mi dad and his reseeding hairline man, got so fed up of it I pulled a Britney and shaved it all off 😂😂😂 im not bothered tho it had to happen at some point there's no point kidding miself about it is there, time to be bald for the rest of mi life ey 👍

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

Well, it were only a matter of time until I bit the bullet n finally shaved mi head, I've been reseeding sInce I were 24 ffs, nearly 4 years I've been rocking an attempt to cover it up, but the time has come to simply embrace it for what it is, ya hear me baldness, not freytened!

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

mi keyboard* fixed it now

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

and to top it all off the M button is fucked on i keyboard

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

dya wanna kno when my life started going downhill? its wen i stopped smoking weed, i pretty sure ive been tricked into looking like i mentally unwell so id blow a fucking gasket and no one would take me seriously

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

well mi head blew up in spectacular fassion again last night, sorry guys thought the radio were threatening me n stuff, its not nice living with this twisted unforgiving illness, knowing its gonna burden me until the day i die doesnt exactly fill me with much enthusiasm either

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

i just dont understand how im still alive, tbh ive tried everything to get myself killed, im not gonna kill myself thatd be defeating the object once someone grows the balls to come put a bullet in me everyine will know i wasnt imagining it all then, simple innit

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

dya know what, it were all dr goshauls fault all this happened, stupid fucking cunt died of 'unexplained heart failure' wen he went down south on busness didnt he, the useless twat, he wer the only guy who could have ever known i were telling the truth about this, convinient that

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

I know im abit slow but im not fucking daft orite suck a dick the lot of you

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

that goes on research

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

the american goverment is tryna make me think im cream cheesus init, its called mk ultra they have mad technology that can get into your head n shit, all kept secret by the military, its why there's always a war on ya know, its to explain the constant high military spending

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

COME AT ME LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT!

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joe bradley @joeybe1231

7 years ago

Well, looks like people cant accept me for the wonderfully diverse person i am, im glad im not perfect, last fucker to be perfect got nailed to a fucking cross, thats right, fuck being perfect man, im happy to be flawed and unique, being normals boring as shit man