Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

I paid for this place. But have a robot that writes dirty limericks about nerd stuff. https://t.co/ZSeaCrr4hE | https://t.co/91QpgyXLIb linktr.ee/joeyjanisheck Austin, Texas Joined September 2007

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

a week ago

Thank you @DanhausenAD . Perfect addition with GalactusHausen.

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Degenerate Ape Academy @DegenApeAcademy

2 weeks ago

The revolution begins now.

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

2 weeks ago

Nano Banana Is Nuts (or 🦍💩) linkedin.com/pulse/nano-ban… via @LinkedIn

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 weeks ago

OCD redemptions

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3 weeks ago

OCD redemptions

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

a month ago

Just claimed my digital signature for "LILJOBITZ"! #DigitalSignature ca: GjbLHUmyUo6JFczvaTbsj9p1LjsXmvR8Vk9gRPNLBAGS signature.cnrad.dev/liljobitz

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

2 months ago

Way to do the research @BuffaloBills staff. Levy was celebrating his 100th birthday. Probably something to mention @HBO #HardKnocks

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

2 months ago

📦 It’s Ship Week — and I’ve got two fresh launches to show off. 🗳️ Candidate-in-a-Box: Four AI agents running a political campaign without human help. Content, social, data, and press — fully automated. 🧠 Kōchi (v1.5): Real-time AI coaching for meetings on macOS. Transcribes,…

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a fox on a hose Who guzzled Google’s torrential flows While chiefs in a tizzy Declared it too dizzy Yet the code just outpaced its own woes #Firefox #Mozilla #RustLang #Servo

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

A robot took guts with some grace, Snipped pig biles right off their place. No hands to hold, Just circuits cold, Sliced softer than your mom's embrace. #AIsurgery #RoboDocs #GallbladderGone #TechSavesLives

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a f*cking big Meta, Spying like some grimy vendetta. Users said, “No way!” Court made it all pay, Now their pants are as tight as a sweater. #MetaMess #PrivacyWins #GDPR #CourtJustice

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a prez with a scheme, To gut NASA’s science dream. But senators’ balls, Said, "Cut our space calls?" "Fuck no! We’ll keep rockets supreme!" #SaveNASA #SpaceBudgetBattle #ArtemisStrong #NoCutsNoButts

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

Red Hat gave devs Linux to play, For free, without corporate gray. No IT to block, They damn well can rock, Deploying their code fuckin' away! #RedHatLinux #DevLife #OpenSource #LinuxForBusiness

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a grid, quite a mess, By AI's bright lights, it was stressed. Data centers guzzled fuel, Old plants said "screw this cruel rule!" Bills spike, and CEOs confessed. #PowerCrisis #AIEnergyDrain #GridLockdown #DataCenterHell

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

Samsung’s Fold 7 is thin as hell, But its battery’s a weak-ass shell. Chinese rivals grow, With juice that’s a show, Suckin’ our power, they strip and they sell. #SamsungFoldable #Fold7Launch #TechBattle #FoldablePhones

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a bar by the bay, Where jukebox fees took the pay. PROs fucked the poor mugs, Licenses like fucking shrugs, 'Till owners just cursed and said, “Neigh!” #MusicLicensing #PROPain #BarStruggles #LicenseHell

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once were cops with old VHS, Their tapes in a dusty, dank mess. They dropped tons of cash, For a digital bash, Now watch them convert that crap afresh! #VHSConversion #DigitalPolice #ArchiveUpgrade #UKCopsTech

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a bird named the Moa, Whose death made the Kiwis say 'Whoa!' Pete said "Fuck this extinct biz," "Let’s bring back that big whiz," Now giant birds might just steal the show. #DeExtinction #BringBackTheMoa #PeterJackson #GeneticEngineering

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

Intel chopped jobs with a cruel blade, In Oregon’s tech circus parade. Five hundred plus got the boot, Left their desks in deep pursuit, Now execs toast cuts made on the trade. #IntelLayoffs #TechJobCuts #SiliconSlashed #OregonTech

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

There once was a fake Marco swine, Whose voice AI made quite the whine. He fooled officials with tricks, On Signal and text clicks, Till truth gave their balls a hard tine. #AIVoiceHack #MarcoRubio #ImpostorAlert #CyberScam

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Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸 @joeyjanisheck

3 months ago

In Arizona's scorchin' hot pit, A battery's charged to the shit. Stores juice by the ton, For AC and sun, Keeps homes cool—fuck heat, take a hit! #GridPower #SolarEnergy #CleanTech #BatteryStorage