JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

If I don't respond to you, it probably means I muted you because you're stupid. Marine vet. Hard worker. Sports realist. I don't suffer stupid people. Terra Joined June 2009

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

The Women's title is already decided. Anisimova plays like a moron. Always will. So now a Russian prostitute is going to win instead. @usopen

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

#Anisimova plays like a fucking moron. #USOpen @usopen

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

Jannick Sinner making a fan out of me. Always so positive. Loses 16 points in a row and just gives a quick fist bump up to his box when he finally wins one. Then gets right back to business.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

#NaomiOsaka is trash. Yelling "come on" when her opponent hits an error. Disgusting trash. #USOpen

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

#Anisimova plays like a fucking moron. #USOpen

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 weeks ago

wow, #BenStiller is a dumbass Djokovic fan.

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Imagine if #TaylorTowsend had gotten fit when she was younger like the USTA begged her to do. Could've won multiple grand slams in singles. Instead she waited until almost 30 to finally get in decent shape. Congrats to her for making R16 at the @usopen. Clearly her ceiling.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

a month ago

Getting to a point where it's an "accomplishment" for the @Mariners to get more than 4-5 hits in a game, much less win it.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

a month ago

What was obese #Ostapenko so upset about? She ran out of gas after less than an hour on court. Maybe fix yourself before criticizing #TaylorTownsend or anybody else. @usopen

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

a month ago

Why is Mary Carrillo commentating for the @usopen on @espn? She's an abject racist. She already confused Osaka and Gauff with each other during Gauff's match. Get rid of this nasty woman, please.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

2 months ago

please get @espn away from baseball altogether. they're doing an interview with Pete Alonso while he's fielding his position in the middle of an inning. Trash network.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

2 months ago

semi-weekly reminder that anybody who works for or runs @Reddit is human slime. Every single one.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

2 months ago

reminder that anybody who works for @Reddit in any capacity is a delusional piece of shit. Every single person.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

2 months ago

the cheating @astros have the shittiest fans of any team in any professional sports.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

3 months ago

Morons just cannot stop thinking Julio is "elite". He's not. First All-Star voting update confirms Mariners' Julio Rodríguez has become underrated sodomojo.com/first-all-star…

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

3 months ago

HUMILIATING loss for Coco Gauff. Truly pathetic. #CocoGauff #Wimbeldon2025

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

4 months ago

Brian Wilson has passed away. God only knows how much amazing music he'll make in heaven. I'm going to listen to SMiLE (2004) now.

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

5 months ago

Jon Rahm can't wait to get back to lazy LIV tournies. He's just not good enough to play well for 72 holes. Most LIV pros aren't. Gotta fact facts. #PGAChampionship @JonRahmOfficial

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JBJ @johnbobjoejohn

5 months ago

wow, CB Bucknor reallly didn't want to have to stay out there and ump in extra innings. he completely fucked the #Orioles in the bottom of the 8th. the run the #Nationals scored was 100% because of Bucknor being a dipshit. ABS cannot come soon enough.