Jonah Weiner @jonahweiner
New York Times Magazine contributing writer. Also Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, New York, WSJ, and WIRED jonahweiner.com Oakland, CA Joined May 2009-
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At the MK.gee show last night a kid in the front row held up a sign all night that said “can I play ur guitar??”
Fellas, when you come across a picture-perfect suburban facade, be careful — you *will* come to realize that a festering core of conformity, hypocrisy, and pent-up perversion and violence lies just beneath the surface
when it comes to these these crafting these funny, provocative, and nuanced subordinate clauses you could call me a sandwich artist
when it comes to these these crafting these funny, provocative, and nuanced subordinate clauses you could call me a sandwich artist
i can't be the only person who went to shibuya crossing for the first time and thought, "huh... not *that* many people crossing this street"
Would we still have free matches under communism, without private entrepreneurs subsidizing them via branded matchbooks with their logos in cool fonts and putting heaps of them in bowls up front at tight restaurants? As with bananas I like to hope so, but I’m not sure
Would we still have free matches under communism, without private entrepreneurs subsidizing them via branded matchbooks with their logos in cool fonts and putting heaps of them in bowls up front at tight restaurants? As with bananas I like to hope so, but I’m not sure
Matches are a great value. You get at least like 30 of them. They’re free. And their purpose is to literally be set on fire
chairs are the pants of the house
After a year of work, my piece on writing and contemporary Hollywood has been released as the cover of the May issue of Harper's. ... harpers.org/archive/2024/0…
I'm hearing that beyonce did a bad Dolly Parton cover ... that taylor swift's new shit is mid ... that "that thing you do" low-key sucked ... Guess time comes for all pop-music titans, until only one is left standing ... secretly the coolest this whole time...
I don’t need a blue check as long as this never changes !! 😅
Lots of people in the qts think I’m kidding — the second national magazine award I ever won was for hanging out with post Malone, who also wrote perfect song “white iverson,” so know I am serious rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
Lots of people in the qts think I’m kidding — the second national magazine award I ever won was for hanging out with post Malone, who also wrote perfect song “white iverson,” so know I am serious rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
Have not listened to Taylor swift yet but I see she put my king Post Malone on track 1 so I’m smelling a classic
Literally every movie ever made has a shot like this. No director in history has resisted pointing a camera down a staircase.
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a prominent and talented magazine profile writer once told me that when they publish a story they want other writers to "read it and feel bad about themselves"... this was ~10 years ago so they were younger and may feel differently now
you may be wondering, "Jonah, isn't hanging out with the ~best~ writer, Patrick Radden 'Chief' Keefe, cool?" yes - Patrick is the man
you may be wondering, "Jonah, isn't hanging out with the ~best~ writer, Patrick Radden 'Chief' Keefe, cool?" yes - Patrick is the man
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In today’s Spyplane Clairo the 1 ‘n’ only comes through talking about making new music, injecting difficulty into a fit, pan-searing Gucci loafers, moving to the countryside and getting weird, playing flute for donkeys & more unbeatable topics Only at blackbirdspyplane.com/p/clairo-inter…
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psa,,,,, now’s a good time to listen to season one of @blowbackpod on the iraq war if u havent already….. ,, many thanks 2 the several of u on this website who recommended podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blo…
ok does any1 have recs on articles/books/papers looking at profound missteps of U.S. media re: Iraq war? i genuinely would like to understand better how it went down , as i was barely sentient / in elementary school at the time haha
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Don’t mind me. Just sitting on a bench reading at Vanderbilt next to the “Palestinian Solidarity Encampment” with my huge Israeli flag. They won’t even come have a historical debate with me. #AmYisraelChai #ProudJew #Vanderbilt
this was a good tweet
if chloe sev can watch my stories all the way through, so can the rest of you
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@jonahweiner That’s me! I played the intro to “One Beer” by MF DOOM!! I asked Mk.gee if he heard it and he said yes!!!
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'Thank you American students' From the displaced people in Rafah
I am so proud of my friend Ayelet, who was simply carrying food to starving people.
BREAKING: Three U.S. Rabbis, three Israeli peace activists, and U.S. journalist Ayelet Waldman were arrested today by Israeli police at the Israel/Gaza Erez border crossing point as they attempted to bring food aid into Gaza. 📸: Emily Glick
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