FireHydrantwastaken @jonajaples
Louisville KAY WHY Joined November 2008-
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@ilanaslightly @bengreenman @MaraWilson What rank should a person attain before they become president?
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@WeDemBoyz2017 looks like you should have stretched instead of dancing at this point
@NPR hello I am too much of a child to talk about my feelings to my partner but I would like some internet validation so I can yell at him.
@Patron probably one with chemotherapy
If you steal a police horse can the cops chase you with cars? Doesn't seem fair
#LiesObamaToldUs "You can keep your wealth hare".miss you so much solid gold peter cottontail
One time I was climbing a mountain... got too hot and bothered. Tired to moltenlest me.
#WhyImThankful I know after the dog show the losers will be consumed along side the bird. Everyone needs a purpose you know?
Hey did you guys know the piano is actually a percussion instrument? #WhiteTwitter
Does anyone know if abs are Perennials or annuals #GAMESFORGIRLS
@CoherentInk is there a wiki with bourbons sold in Australia
@CoherentInk never had it. Looked it up. Made by heaven hill, didn't seen to have good reviews. Is it single barrel?
Trying to stay positive while I'm wearing negative heel earth shoes.
@CoherentInk don't kill yourself. Arma 2 is basically operation flash point with worse voice acting and more punishing flight controls
@CoherentInk it is pc only. I thought you boot camped.
@CoherentInk I bought arma 2 on sale and you need it. I will gladly give it to you as an early birthday gift.
Shoptimist Club @ShoptimistClub
137 Followers 2K Following We discuss the most fun, funny, and just plain WTF products and reviews we find on Amazon. We also do giveaways each month! So like, listen, and enjoy!
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SuperMarioBrosProbz @MarioBrosProbz
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500 Followers 687 Following Find a lobby on Xbox, PS3, or PC. Post your game to find other players, or come in search of a game/lobby to find. http://t.co/pkwJ9Cld; Who else is playing?
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Adam Wilson @CoherentInk
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TechStockBot @_RTXBot_
27K Followers 2 Following kn0wmad1c is gone, but the bot account remains as an archive. Fitting for the current state of Twitter, I think. FUCK SCALPERS.
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655K Followers 1K Following Your one stop shop for tech. Once You Know, You Newegg. Follow @NeweggHotDeals to save 💬 DM @NeweggService for support 🔥 #NeweggBuilds to share setups & gear
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Brian Murphy @chmurph
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Bungie Server Status @BNGServerStatus
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John Kerin @JohnKerin2
1K Followers 1K Following Not the Defence, Foreign Affairs and National Security writer for the Australian Financial Review . Fan of the knights who say Ni.
Luanne Platter @LuanneQuotes
1K Followers 12 Following My mama went to jail for stabbin' my daddy with a fork. My daddy has a life contract on an oil rig. Hairstylist, Puppeteer, Wife, Mother.
Kahn Souphanousinpho @KahnQuotes
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Cool 3D World @Cool3DWorld
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MBMBaM @MBMBaM
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Mara Wilson @MaraWilson
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41K Followers 1K Following Chief Washington Correspondent of The New York Times; On Washington column regularly in the NYT. Drummer. Occasional Coloradan. Author of "Confirmation Bias."
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638 Followers 103 Following When you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head and laugh at the sky.
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480 Followers 73 Following
FreeRepublic.txt @FreeRepublicTXT
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Unfinished Scripts @UnfinishedS
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cn_forums.txt @cn_forums_txt
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lawblob @lawblob
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danny a ross @sad_turd
450 Followers 187 Following toward a comprehensive Theory of Comedy that explains our cultural supersaturation of symbols; the hierarchy of which, when disrupted, induces True Sublime Fear
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
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John Hodgman @hodgman
826K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats
173K Followers 4K Following reapplying to the University of New Hampshire's PhD program in Rhetoric, Literacy, and Composition Studies
Mike @__MICHAELJ0RDAN
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Nate Silver @NateSilver538
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The Zybourne Clock @zybourne_clock
42 Followers 0 Following This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. This, darling, is The Zybourne Clock.
bug_deal @bug_deal
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Reddit Sucks Ass @Reddit_txt
15K Followers 4 Following Actual quotes from reddit. Submissions welcome.
Rusty Shackleford @DaleQuotes
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