The G.O.U.T @jonathannalmond
Concert promoter. Consistently annoyed. He/Him. Glasgow, Scotland Joined March 2009-
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I guess I made a rod for my own back for making the next albums I want to check out contain the new Antichrist Siege Machine, Party Cannon, Inter Arma, Full of Hell and Darkthrone records….
🚨 Students from Cardiff University have chased Jacob Rees-Mogg from the building after he made a speech there. One can be heard shouting, ‘Tory c**t’
Decided it would be sensible to get a hotel between Dunfermline and Aberdeen so I’m not doing double the driving between shows. Room has a bath and there’s spa facilities, and it cost me £45. Maybe Dundee is ok.
Been working with Ailsha to get her over to Scotland and then the wonderful St Luke’s dropped this opportunity in our laps! FFO - Scene Queen, Wargasm, Spiritbox, Delilah Bon et al
Been working with Ailsha to get her over to Scotland and then the wonderful St Luke’s dropped this opportunity in our laps! FFO - Scene Queen, Wargasm, Spiritbox, Delilah Bon et al
Without replays Cov City may not be emerging strong going into extra time of an FA Cup semi final at Wembley against a huge premier league club. Keep replays.
The trailer for the Hollywood remake of ‘Speak No Evil’ boils my piss. Literally leaves nothing to the storyline.
This is going to be my favorite era of music I’ve ever done 💛 Head over to the link below to pre-save the brand new Heart Of Gold single ‘Stranger (To Your Love) now 🙌🏼
This is going to be my favorite era of music I’ve ever done 💛 Head over to the link below to pre-save the brand new Heart Of Gold single ‘Stranger (To Your Love) now 🙌🏼
Chelsea’s wee boy asked me if he could look through my old cd’s because he’s in his Slipknot gateway phase and I gave him a load of nu-metal fodder and gateway stuff but I gave him one I thought he might enjoy on a whim… Turns out he loves ‘Merciless’ by Most Precious Blood ❤️
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Yesssss @alanshearer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
If you’re thinking about moving to the UK from somewhere happy and sunny. DON’T.
- 7am load in - VIP M&G - Merch concession - Platinum ticketing - 11pm curfew - Huge guestlist This film is about to be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
- 7am load in - VIP M&G - Merch concession - Platinum ticketing - 11pm curfew - Huge guestlist This film is about to be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
My social battery is past empty and now burnt out. I plan to spend the rest of April on my sofa unless absolutely necessary
This could be the most beautiful bank I’ve ever been in
The main event of Mania night two was incredible. Exceptional storytelling and great spots. Probably the best IMO since Michaels-Austin at 14. Also Roman’s title reign was exceptional. One of the best of all time by far.
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858 Followers 369 Following Situation’s tolerable. Open to persuasion. Desperate (but not serious). Charting the DC Multiverse on @podcast_earth2 and sometimes talking Who on @PowerOf3Pod.if it’s a coach jacket with a screen print then yeah go off it sucks that it’s $200 but it LOOKS like an embroidered service jacket. thats an $60-80 blank with probably 100k stitch embroidery plus whatever shit the merch company put on as a mark up plus merch cut plus manager cut
If you think 100% mark up is bad have i got news for you about the gildan t shirt you’re wearing
@jonathannalmond On a sunny day as well, rookie mistake
One of my mates ordered this in the curry house last night and it’s possibly the worst order I’ve ever seen in my life…
Ipswich one point from the Premier League, they were in League One last season and have a squad value of about 40M? Fair play man. Also reminded me our local rivals have spent a decade and about 10 managers failing miserably to do this.
@jonathannalmond melted my head yesterday. I'm now listening to Kanye West sing 'all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho'
Woke mob nonsense, not even allowed to call it a heart attack anymore incase it offends someone 😤😤😤 x
@PaulDock93 Defibs are for cardiac arrests, not heart attacks. A heart attack can sometimes cause a cardiac arrest but they aren’t the same thing. A heart attack is a blockage in an artery in the heart, which causes part of the heart muscle to die, 1/n
They need to be be vetting the buskers on Buchanan st I am so sick of hearing that guy just randomly banging a drum
good news guys! teen drama THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE is the movie of the week over on @hulu #ad #hulupartner
I have a high tolerance for rude people but I hit my limit today and told some people to check their attitude 😤 let me liiiiiive it’s literally so easy to be nice and polite
@premierleague Oh yeah hilarious, trying to remove a players safety equipment. Shocking.
🇮🇹🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: "Tom Davies landed at John Lennon Airport and I put my head in my hands: skateboard, long flowing curly hair, the face of a good boy with a Pube chin." “All he was missing was a boombox and a spliff. My god, we signed a stoner. Tom didn’t look anything like…
🇮🇹🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: "Kaka landed at Malpensa Airport and I put my head in my hands: Eyeglasses, hair perfectly combed, the face of a good boy." “All he was missing was schoolbooks and a snack. My god, we signed a college student. Kaka didn’t look anything like a Brazilian…
@F0reverEvert0n Thought that was real for a second
One of the best things about my job is that sometimes we work with bands I really used to like and saw live ages ago and saw on Top of the Pops and etc so it was pretty cool last night when I got to have a nice chat with the drummer off of Kula Shaker. (That’s not him in the pic)
Photographer sent us this from yesterday. My dad behind me “Matt! Matt! It’s 3-0, 3-0!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
“I’ll get there when I’m ready. Know your role and give me a fresh piss bottle.”
The Rock was allegedly constantly 7-8 hours late to work on his new film ‘RED ONE’, which caused costs of around $50M People who previously worked with The Rock say he pees into water bottles to save time, which has upset crew members. (Source: thewrap.com/dwayne-johnson…)