92% @jonesbranch

Hang on, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who tf even knows! Joined March 2009

Tweets

20K
Followers

206
Following

420
Likes

69K

Tater Tots McGee @tatertotsconor

20 hours ago

Puerto Ricans are US citizens. For the millionth fucking time.

78 2K 14K 153K 129

Billodeth @Billodeth

2 days ago

@diomuarr You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into to begin with.

9 76 1K 39K 98

ae @lannnary

a day ago

@diomuarr fr i used to come with facts, links, even charts… they still hit me with ‘but i just feel like…’ 😭

23 51 3K 71K 57

Pro6lema @pro6lema

2 days ago

@Iamivy05 not controversial when you're right. anticipation hits different than reality and my 4am decisions are always more fun than my 4pm regrets 😈

1 1 58 26K 2

Claire Dunphy @cee_suella

2 days ago

So you’re telling me I have to solve problems at work and in my personal life too?? So my entire existence is solving problems??

115 17K 85K 1.3M 2K

Download Image

TheFrenchie @ML3democrats

2 days ago

White people.

2K 98 661 274K 23

375 2K 9K 202K 180

Xtensive @Bronzed_Glow2

3 days ago

Supervisor is ON her job!

871 5K 77K 3.6M 7K

Download Video

ToiWeezy 👸🏾💕 @ToiWeezy

2 days ago

@Bronzed_Glow2 This a hostile work environment 😂😂😂

9 140 8K 75K 24

Naomi Enterprises INC @ThatYoungKid33

2 days ago

@SouthDallasFood Director of the Hospital? Oh they said “everyone on their shit we not messing this up this VIP”

1 8 510 10K 2

I gained 30 pounds during COVID and I have been fighting to get it off for 5-6 years. I've cried and given up more times than I can count because my addiction to food felt stronger than my willpower. But as of this morning, I have lost all 30 of those pounds 🥺.

315 575 24K 402K 517

Brooklyn Flowers @BrooklynFlowe15

3 days ago

This sure to make the ADJUDICATED SEXUAL ABUSER CRY … 17 years later #44 is still being HONORED because he spent 8 years being HONORABLY DECENT and treating others with RESPECT💙

3 4 13 228 2

Download Video

I Don't Know, Man! @Anita_Break_

2 days ago

@_alyssssssac Baby:

1 1 482 18K 4

Download Gif

jynx @jynxbby

3 days ago

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

271 68K 334K 9.7M 7K

Download Image

Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear

3 days ago

I decided to save money by doing my own knotless bohemian braids and let me tell you something. JUST GO PAY THE LADY. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES

258 4K 75K 1.7M 1K

Download Image

Abbott Elementary @AbbottElemABC

2 days ago

Oh, we are so back. 🙂‍↕️

11 177 1K 19K 47

Download Video

Tater Tots McGee @tatertotsconor

3 days ago

Attacking Kamala Harris and the KHive while Trump is actively trying to become the next Mussolini is WILD. Wild ass behavior. Some of y’all are embarrassing as hell. You don’t have to like Kamala but if you’re calling her a Nazi you have lost the fucking plot.