Lisa Beasley @lisabevolving
Sent here to play in your face. Better than Ai. Left X 12/1/24 for Spill. Official archive of Lisa’s tweets. linktr.ee/lbxp Chicago Joined August 2010-
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.Elon’s Spider
I would never leave X without singing to you @elonmusk #LisaDumpsX #SPILLmigration
i will be offboarding to wherever you are going. the best mcmanager ive ever had can't shake me loose that quick 🥲
i will be offboarding to wherever you are going. the best mcmanager ive ever had can't shake me loose that quick 🥲
The Zoom firing is hilarious
The Zoom firing is hilarious
The thing about Lisa Beasley is not only the brilliance and accuracy of these clips if you’ve ever worked for ANYBODY, but in that the actor’s real voice and way of speaking is SO dramatically different. Look it up if you haven’t heard it…
The thing about Lisa Beasley is not only the brilliance and accuracy of these clips if you’ve ever worked for ANYBODY, but in that the actor’s real voice and way of speaking is SO dramatically different. Look it up if you haven’t heard it…
That time Corporate Erin crashed a session of scientist
That time Corporate Erin crashed a session of scientist
You ain’t gon out hang a Houstonian. They. Be. Kicking. Oh my god
I'm still upset but this is the first thing that made me smile in a while. Thank you @lisabevolving
One the funniest women.
Comedy show tonight featuring all of us lol @LaughFactoryCHI events.eventnoire.com/e/lbxpshownove…
We might as well just officially make November 1st a nationally recognized holiday, cause it is - Mariah Carey Day
We might as well just officially make November 1st a nationally recognized holiday, cause it is - Mariah Carey Day
Kirk on Glo album makes me realize I don’t use the word “secular” enough. I’m finna add that back to my daily vocabulary.

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