stormtroopers are the scariest star wars characters bc what is scarier than being surounded by hordes of useless white guys wearing aviators
@jonnysun tbh if you just stand around in your village you might get killed by them.
@jonnysun @beatriceca ok I get this is a joke but the clones were all based on a bounty hunter who is, in our universe, Maori, no?
@jonnysun stormtroopers: *Raid and take over half the Galaxy.*
@jonnysun Wait! Jomny are you sure you've watched Star Wars and not just looked at the comments on literally any tweet made by a female?
@jonnysun @SarahRheaWerner Did you see that point in the latest movie where one actually hit an intended target?
@jonnysun But isn't it nice to have a bunch of guys who'll miss you when you leave them?
@jonnysun put a mustache on those fellas and you've got yourself a future sheriff