Jon Wooldridge @jonw67
Love friends & family, love food, love wine, love real ale, love travel, love innuendo, love sarcasm. Tongue in cheek a speciality Birmingham, England Joined April 2013-
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A coal-fired power plant in China's Sichuan province. China now emits more CO2 than the entire developed world combined—completely cancelling out all the sacrifices you are being forced to make in the ludicrous pursuit of Net Zero.
Ooh, haven't seen this film for a while, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert #BBC1 #Priscilla
Save what historical bits #Birmingham city centre has left! Bollocks to so-called 'luxury' bland apartment blocks which are approved by the planning department on a whim and are popping up everywhere - wonder what's in it for them for giving approval to such rubbish 🤔
Save what historical bits #Birmingham city centre has left! Bollocks to so-called 'luxury' bland apartment blocks which are approved by the planning department on a whim and are popping up everywhere - wonder what's in it for them for giving approval to such rubbish 🤔
Whenever any politician says "I will not resign" that usually signals the downhill slope to them resigning 😄
Another brain-washed religious lunatic allowed to just roam the streets! And the do-gooders just sit there with their fingers in their ears going 'la, la, la, la'
Another brain-washed religious lunatic allowed to just roam the streets! And the do-gooders just sit there with their fingers in their ears going 'la, la, la, la'
In these days of austerity, it was lovely to come home to find a free sample of toilet paper on the doormat courtesy of the Mayor of the West Midlands 👍
Just had our survey returned regarding the house we are buying. It's Georgian Grade II listed, original sash windows and a very old front door. Been advised to replace these with "UPVC and composite equivalents" 🙄 Surveyor is someone who knows nothing about English heritage! 👀
#thistown Set in Chelmsley Wood, across the M6 from Castle Vale where I was brought up. Flats there have all been demolished so they filmed in Druid's Heath, on the opposite side of the city which does strangely look familiar.
A stalwart when TV was proper!
The HR and recruitment department at @metpoliceuk needs a good shake-up because they are completely failing to employ anyone with an ounce of commonsense! I'm not even in London but every comment I see about them, just makes them look complete idiots!
The HR and recruitment department at @metpoliceuk needs a good shake-up because they are completely failing to employ anyone with an ounce of commonsense! I'm not even in London but every comment I see about them, just makes them look complete idiots!
Finally ensconced in the safety of the local café bar with a beer after forcing my way through a hoard of screaming ferals causing havoc with the police outside Primark in Birmingham city centre. Oh, the joys of the city!
40 years ago? Blimey. I was 16 and remember watching it live with my brother and parents. We sensed something wasn't quite right but couldn't understand why the theatre audience were still laughing, then they hurriedly went to a commercial break. Glad he's still thought of today.
40 years ago? Blimey. I was 16 and remember watching it live with my brother and parents. We sensed something wasn't quite right but couldn't understand why the theatre audience were still laughing, then they hurriedly went to a commercial break. Glad he's still thought of today.
Current view...in colour and black and white.
Pity it wasn't cocaine - they could then have had their own show called 'Come Line With Me'.
Pity it wasn't cocaine - they could then have had their own show called 'Come Line With Me'.
Almost two hours to get home compared to the usual one hour or so - bloody useless buses! To top it off, I get home to this smug face on the doormat boasting about his 'successes' with local transport 🙄
The feral scum should never be let out! At least the streets of Birmingham will be safer without this pair of pathetic, useless, weak excuses of 'men' out on them.
The feral scum should never be let out! At least the streets of Birmingham will be safer without this pair of pathetic, useless, weak excuses of 'men' out on them.
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French police puncture a dinghy carrying "asylum seekers" bound for UK. Problem solved.
I’m sorry, I don’t care if it’s the rage, or if I’m old and out of touch, but there is absolutely no reason for teenagers (or anyone else for that matter) to be roaming around the streets dressed in balaclavas.
If a man did this to me I would absolutely leave him too. What a disgusting excuse for a husband. I’ve BEEN gaslit in the past and it’s maddening. I’m glad she left him. May that POS have the life he deserves.
The way he searches for the tea set knowing all the while.
It’s #FridayFeelingClarence with Clarence. Clarence loves golf. He loves getting his balls out and whacking off on the green.
Well that train journey whizzed by, for next stop (in 5 mins) is mine… Alnmouth #NorthumberlandSojourn
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@jonw67 I don’t want to think about her Slack Alice.
It’s St George’s day! 🏴🏴 George thinks Mildred is seeing someone else so he has a plan to win her back.
‘Reiterate it’ all you like. You’ve fucked it. Time after time. From “the swastika depends on the context” to “ you look openly Jewish”… How many times do you think people are going to fall for these excuses?? Do you think we’re blind? It’s NOT good enough. Get a grip.
Earlier we posted a statement about a video released on Thursday evening by the Campaign Against Antisemitism. That statement has now been removed. We apologise for the offence it caused.
@jonw67 It is too flippin early for Christmas!! Bah humbug!
A massive NO to anyone associated with the #WEF is a good idea.
Larry Gibb “I Wrote all those songs for Saturday Night Fever because of John Travolta. He seemed like a nice boy.” “My hair needs washing.”
Went for a Michelin starred meal at 360 Dubrovnik. It was lovely!
Coasters 2 & 3 are finished! I must say I’m REALLY enjoying making these! I started at around 8:45 this morning and finished just a moment ago (it’s 12:14 now). Not too shabby!
It’s a Good #FridayFeelingClarence ! With Clarence. Clarence does love a man kneeling in front of him rubbing one off. And once that shoe is clean he rubs the other one.