Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

I code, I game and I make bad jokes. That's about it really. Junior Front-End Web Developer @going_advanced All views are my own. The jokes? Probably stolen oneadvanced.com England, United Kingdom Joined September 2016

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Debugging (verb): The act of being the detective in a crime novel where you are also the murderer

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? DDoS attack Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue abstract class Poem{ //TODO }

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees, Sycamore.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it isn't very good.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

How many web developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. A broken lightbulb is a hardware issue.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Where does a bad programmer keep all of his rubbish? bin

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Decided to read the instructions on my shampoo bottle in the shower this morning, was stuck in there for hours afterwards. The bottle said "Rinse, Lather, Repeat".

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

I want to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me and my fingers, on whom I can always count on.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Aggregating content from multiple sites used to be a lucrative business. Now they're just scraping by.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

The problem with being a developer: I was asked to go to shops and pick up a 2pt carton of milk, and if they had eggs, get 6. I returned with 12pts of milk and when asked why I bought so much, I replied "they had eggs".

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

I decided to start a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

To the person who stole my license key for Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

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Joseph Harris @joseph_advanced

7 years ago

Really exciting stuff going on in tech, Microsoft's new underwater data centre is a fairly interesting concept. I heard that it's only going to be holding lots of assembly or other low level languages though. You know. All below C level.