Han Solo. @joshfalse

it's jake, from State Farm. Joined December 2011

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Han Solo. @joshfalse

12 years ago

I miss that shit honestly. This no seasons all year long sucks.

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12 years ago

What is snow?

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Han Solo. @joshfalse

12 years ago

Trying to follow new people is rough too

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12 years ago

You know you've been gone for a long ass time when half the people you follow also disappeared

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12 years ago

Lmfao but fuck whatever you think, I like that frozen movie.

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12 years ago

I'd marry RT @ILikeTitsDaily: She's real 😍 pic.x.com/PCgpqDae14

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12 years ago

Lmfao what

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12 years ago

fuck edc

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12 years ago

wtf RT @orlandosentinel: #Breaking: #MedicalMarijuana Amendment 2 has been rejected thesent.nl/1x29DAu

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12 years ago

I slammed my finger in a cabinet and now I have a blood clot in my nail. Fucking hurts like hell.

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Han Solo. @joshfalse

12 years ago

happy halloween.

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12 years ago

🍟 RT @notblanda: I want fries.

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12 years ago

#wcw @okfaux

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12 years ago

🇩🇪

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Han Solo. @joshfalse

12 years ago

The effort of dressing like a fucking cow for free chickfila.

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12 years ago

@okfaux RT @aintnocrime: i want a thousand of these someone get a thousand dogs for me pls pic.x.com/wzQj0NMTfp

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Han Solo. @joshfalse

12 years ago

Sugar cookies?

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12 years ago

We have like five dogs so it's ok.

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