My greatest regret is not including the words, "Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it!" in my marriage proposal.
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@GraceParra360 Thank you, Grace! (Also, congratulations on a wonderful run at The Nightly Show.)
@joshgondelman @erinmallorylong get engaged again to another woman!
@joshgondelman in the vows, tell her her warmth radiates like your seven inches from the midday sun.
@joshgondelman Smooth. *chuckles to himself as if this joke is original*
@joshgondelman you forgot also to have a horse dance behind you as you said that