@joshkjack He's texting the wife, he's going to be late again 🤶😆
@joshkjack Surely Santa’s not taking a cheeky leak is he?
@joshkjack Another burst pipe @thameswater ?
@joshkjack Santa what are you doing exactly? Reading lil chaps letters?? 🤣🤣😂😂
@joshkjack @AuntCunt We wish you a Merry Pissmas ? 😂🎄🎅