josh @joshplusone

perpetually too old for this shit Instagram.com/joshplusone_ Hampshire Joined May 2009

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Samuel @SamueILFC

2 weeks ago

Cole Palmer above Harry Kane in the rankings is an absolute disgrace. He went missing for half a season while Kane got 53 G/A and won the league.

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josh @joshplusone

2 weeks ago

It’s literally an award for the player who scored the most goals Football twitter is undefeated in literacy man, deadass filled with kids who can’t read.

Joe @totnumjoe

2 weeks ago

It’s literally an award for the player who scored the most goals Football twitter is undefeated in literacy man, deadass filled with kids who can’t read.

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Ballon D’or voting is such a recency bias joke of an award. Salah 4th? Wrong. Raphinha 5th? Wrong. Pedri 11th? Joke. Kane 13th?!? Just because PSG won the UCL, doesn’t mean they should get 3rd, 6th, 9th, 10th, 12th in rankings. Dembele and Kvara are deserved.

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josh @joshplusone

2 weeks ago

Rio and Terry were like 36 here 🤣 shock, scousers can’t count

ScouseTravel ThatGed @ScouseTravel

2 weeks ago

Rio and Terry were like 36 here 🤣 shock, scousers can’t count

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Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM

3 weeks ago

Every season Neville has multiple rants about how shite Man Utd are, and then still predicts them to finish in the Champions League spots in his pre-season predictions.

Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL

3 weeks ago

Every season Neville has multiple rants about how shite Man Utd are, and then still predicts them to finish in the Champions League spots in his pre-season predictions.

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josh @joshplusone

3 weeks ago

how do i fit this in my hea- how about fuck off you neeks

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josh @joshplusone

4 weeks ago

The amount of replies to this of people thinking @RMTunion meant a 4am-1am shift existed is crazy. Has reading comprehension died in the world? Does no-one know what a comma is any more?

RMT @RMTunion

4 weeks ago

The amount of replies to this of people thinking @RMTunion meant a 4am-1am shift existed is crazy. Has reading comprehension died in the world? Does no-one know what a comma is any more?

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josh @joshplusone

a month ago

let it all work out 🤣🤣🤣

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josh @joshplusone

a month ago

Funny this because i’m old enough to remember when Wenger had Arsenal in the CL for 19 years in a row. And we were mocked for it so 🤔

Chompy @lukestanley03

a month ago

Funny this because i’m old enough to remember when Wenger had Arsenal in the CL for 19 years in a row. And we were mocked for it so 🤔

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josh @joshplusone

a month ago

I love United fans doing all these “oh we would be sick with this lineup” and then they’re all 4 at the back 😂 Do you lot know who your manager is?

ethan @6ixmaps

a month ago

I love United fans doing all these “oh we would be sick with this lineup” and then they’re all 4 at the back 😂 Do you lot know who your manager is?

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

a month ago

You can tell this is AI because it shows him in Clacton.

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage

a month ago

You can tell this is AI because it shows him in Clacton.

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josh @joshplusone

a month ago

Doku is the modern day Gervinho.

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Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline

a month ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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josh @joshplusone

2 months ago

Twitter rats can never be truthful, everything has to be disingenuous. Injured until April 1st. Went on to play 9 games in the Prem. Of which he played 45 minutes or less in 5 games. Was obviously not fit and was being managed for the CL games. Where he scored twice.