Josh van Eikeren @joshve

Serial software entrepreneur. Automotive, basketball, technology, and sobriety enthusiast. Bend, OR Joined May 2009

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

a year ago

I remember once asking a coworker over Slack during a Zoom meeting whether she thought Otter AI would accurately transcribe the sound of my soul leaving my body during said meeting.

Alex Bilzerian @alexbilz

a year ago

I remember once asking a coworker over Slack during a Zoom meeting whether she thought Otter AI would accurately transcribe the sound of my soul leaving my body during said meeting.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

a year ago

My daughter this evening clarified that I am “the fun parent” and I’ve never been happier.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

a year ago

Really depends on how many bricks of cocaine are in the back.

Zach Shefska @shefska

a year ago

Really depends on how many bricks of cocaine are in the back.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

This only hurts because it’s true.

Whitney Shepherd @Whitney_Sheph

2 years ago

This only hurts because it’s true.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

Jesus Christ, I’m old.

Shawn K The King  @SKTheKingYT

2 years ago

Jesus Christ, I’m old.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

I mean, to be fair, technically any car can be a boat for a limited amount of time.

American Cars And Racing 🇺🇸🚗🏁 @amcarsandracing

2 years ago

I mean, to be fair, technically any car can be a boat for a limited amount of time.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

Watching The Curse with my wife, but she can't get over how they never plug in their Tesla to charge.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

I feel seen here #mourningforthewin

Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

2 years ago

I feel seen here #mourningforthewin

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

I don't know, maybe the world is actually flat.

Shams Charania @ShamsCharania

2 years ago

I don't know, maybe the world is actually flat.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

Absolute A+ trolling here

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2 years ago

Absolute A+ trolling here

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

I told my wife that if Miami wins the championship this year, I might get a commemorative tattoo. The look she gave me could be the missing piece to finally realizing cold fusion.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

The real question here is whether math is any good at me. No wait.

Anya @anyatrades

2 years ago

The real question here is whether math is any good at me. No wait.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

Jimmy “Fuck the Regular Season” Butler and the Miami Heat are headed to the Eastern Conference Finals!

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

I know I’m going to go see FASTX in the theater in a couple weeks and I already hate myself.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

2 years ago

If you workout but you forget to wear your smartwatch, did you even burn any calories?

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

3 years ago

Man those Lebron-era Miami teams were fun to watch.

Hoops @HoopMixOnly

3 years ago

Man those Lebron-era Miami teams were fun to watch.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

3 years ago

The Die Hard series may decrease in quality as they progress, but the fourth outing - “Live Free or Die Hard” - has the best title and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

3 years ago

“High Code” describes the code I used to write when I was still drinking.

Sergio Pereira @SergioRocks

3 years ago

“High Code” describes the code I used to write when I was still drinking.

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Josh van Eikeren @joshve

3 years ago

Absolutely brutal review by Engadget's @danielwcooper of Star Trek: Picard season 3. Roger Ebert would be proud of this one. engadget.com/star-trek-pica…