josh weber @joshweb2435

Ohio, USA Joined May 2011

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God @TheTweetOfGod

4 years ago

Artificial intelligence will never be a bigger threat to humanity than natural stupidity.

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Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane

5 years ago

SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

5 years ago

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

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josh weber @joshweb2435

5 years ago

#WatchingPMS

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

5 years ago

This is Nellie. She couldn’t choose between yellow or pink, so she went with both. 13/10 phenomenal decision

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

There is no vaccine against stupid. And if there were, the stupid wouldn't take it.

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Douglas (DJ) Johnson @CardGardenMTG

5 years ago

Fun #cardgarden sale today, straight from my cube! These are MPS basics from orignal Ravnica, have roughly 10-20 of each artwork. All are NM-LP, some have minor curling. ✨DMS ONLY✨RTs appreciated, if it hits 50 RTs I'll randomly give one away!

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Michael Waltrip @MW55

5 years ago

I saw a girl I use to date. Our relationship did not end great. I wished her a happy belated birthday. She said my birthday is next week ass-hole. I said I meant for the one from last year. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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keiko @kuukeii

5 years ago

turtle race time (please rt after voting)

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

5 years ago

14/10

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“The Bad Boy” Joey Janela @JANELABABY

6 years ago

Brief synopsis I wrote up of Trumps Press Briefing today...

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Johnny Gargano @JohnnyGargano

6 years ago

Stop going after Candice. What she did makes her a hero. Giving me the cup ensured a future lineage of wrestling royalty will be produced. She did it for YOU. She did it for WWE. She did it so Triple H can be there at the birth ready to point at the adorable lil' future G.O.A.T.

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FMyLife @fml

6 years ago

Today, our e-mail server went down. When I called IT to find out what the status was, they told me they e-mailed everyone with an update. FML

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Noelle Foley @NoelleFoley

6 years ago

Just a friendly reminder :)

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Jim Davis @JimDavisMTG

6 years ago

👺 New Shirt Giveaway 👺 To enter: ↪️ Retweet this tweet ▶️ Follow @JimDavisMTG ▶️ Follow @CoalesceAD 🎁 Winner announced on #MoggMonday 3/16/20 🎁 It's here! Join the Piledrivers with my new shirt from @CoalesceAD! Super comfortable and available in most sizes! ♥️👺♥️