Joshua Akugue @joshynotjoshy

Joined February 2022

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Sam @ilynem

2 years ago

I read a book called “Outliers” and there was a section that talked about the constant Korean airline crashes in the 90s. Their planes were not crashing because the pilots were unqualified, or because the planes were not properly maintained. These planes were crashing because in…

GistReel.Com @GistReel

2 years ago

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Royalty @_iRoyalty_

2 years ago

You live in Abuja. Life is good. The money is good. Business is good. Family is good. However on your way back to your house at Asokoro, your vehicle gets ambushed in broad daylight. You and your beautiful wife gets kidnapped. They rape the both of you simultaneously( No CDs)

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Yehgha @yaygha

2 years ago

Up until recently, the most popular generator in Nigeria was aptly called "I better pass my neighbour." "Aptly" because nothing captures the Nigerian ethos as comprehensively as those 5 words. 'Classism' even in wretchedness.

KlintonCod @klintoncod

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Tayo Aina @tayoainafilms

2 years ago

In 2017, I was driving for Uber in Abuja and squatting with a friend who stayed in a room (a rented out gateman’s house) in Kubwa. I only had N100 to my name cause Uber wasn’t paying and I was making zero money (most trips in Abuja were really cheap trips) I used this money to…

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The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina

2 years ago

Many people are scared of HIV. But No..you should be more scared of Hepatitis B virus HEPATITIS B is 100 times more infectious than HIV Put blood from someone with HIV on a table. HIV dies within 3 minutes. Put Hepatitis B blood, come back 7 DAYS, it's alive & can infect

First Doctor @FirstDoctor

2 years ago

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🌋 @T4pboyb4di

2 years ago

If you know the story you’d know God really outdid himself, God’s grace only.

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NotYourRegularTweep @mizchievouzzzz

2 years ago

The moment Cristiano Jr met Lionel Messi #Messi𓃵 Ronaldo to son: that's another being from my planet, go say hi to your uncle 😍🥵

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YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline

2 years ago

Olu Jacobs is a legend!

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Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_

2 years ago

Ok, so I can actually explain why this happens... ready?

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Uncle Chu @datchuguyy

2 years ago

Disappear for 6 months, learn these 7 skills and you'll be a millionaire in the next 5 years!

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🇬🇧 IM 🇬🇧 @TellYourSonThis

2 years ago

“If you’ve done nothing wrong then you’ll have nothing to hide” is a moronic argument against privacy. All the most sophisticated people you’ll ever meet highly value discretion, not because they are by default guilty, but simply because having every tiny detail of your life…

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Sir Dickson @Wizarab10

2 years ago

A guy that drinks and a guy that doesn't drink were asked what influenced their position with alcohol. 1st guy: My father was a drunkard. I looked at him and knew I didn't want that for me. 2nd guy: My father drinks so I naturally took after him. A polygamous man and a…

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Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu

2 years ago

Mmesoma forged result to be the highest JAMB scorer just as Bola Ahmed Tinubu rigged election to be declared one with the highest number of votes. Punishing one (rightfully so) and leaving the other is to send a disastrous message that forgery is not the crime but the level at…

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David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin

2 years ago

"You have to learn to be a lion so that you can be the lamb that you really are inside." - Dave Chappelle's mom. Before people will learn to never fuck with you, they must first see how utterly, unreasonably horrible you are capable of being. Then you will be free to be a lamb.

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Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter

2 years ago

My first time in US As soon as I landed at the airport, I knelt down & cried to God, despite the number of people around, I didn't care, I kept saying, "Nigeria, never again!" My guys were already there waiting in the car they started giving me the do's & don't of living in US

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Mr. Possible @Mrpossidez

2 years ago

There’s no good without evidence of a corresponding capacity for the opposite. Otherwise, there is no way to know if you’re actually a good person or just a weakling. Both men and women will take advantage of your goodness if they sense that they’ll get away with it.

MAX THE AIRBNB GUY🌍|GOAT OF SHORTLET APARTMENTS🏡 @maxtheairbnbguy

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jordan @jordanamarii

2 years ago

this one kills me cause why tf would he do that

Macc @MaccEnigmaticc

2 years ago

this one kills me cause why tf would he do that https://t.co/0BHlarvwV2

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Hydra @XBrianDennis

2 years ago

Someone is stranded and asks to stay at your place for one week so they can find their feet. You oblige because you're a good person and your reward is in heaven. You let the person move in, you give them everything, your house, your food, your privacy. One week passes, 1…

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🇬🇧 IM 🇬🇧 @TellYourSonThis

3 years ago

The strong accept their tragedies and become who they want to be in spite of them, the weak are defined by them and blame who they are on what happened to them.